What the cum-blindness is happening, all you adventurous deviants who’ve watched too many porns and now you and your partner have agreed that a cumshot would be cool, but when you unload in their face it goes in their eyes and triggers a deep, wordless rage that causes them to sputter and hack like a zombie from 28 Days Later, now you’re ducking and weaving as they snarl and gnash, leaving you no choice but to employ your deadly Muay Thai, but as you throw teeps and crosses and crisp snappy jabs, they tap into a panoply of Bloodsport-inspired powers, spiting your Bolo Yeung cumshot with slow-motion blocks and a devastating series of balletic splits jump-kicks—
Run, motherfucker, RUN! You can’t fight a cum-zombie who throws Jean Claude splits-kicks! Goddamn!
Anyways, now that I’ve got your attention, let me direct it towards my various-genred books! First up is my YA fantasy: A Door into Evermoor. If you’re hankering for some psychedelic high school fun with a giant side of interdimensional monsters and teen genius hijinks, check out Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! If you want a big ol’ helping of robot vs. wizard pew pew, along with an extra serving of existential philosophy, check out my science fiction series Echo! And don’t forget to leave a positive review for them! Positive reviews—even though they only take a minute or two of your time—are like $1000 tips for us indie authors. Every one of them is SUPER appreciated! #WritingCommunity
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