Give my books a read and a review!

What the flipside-blumpkin is happening, all my fellow men-folk who have suddenly realized that blumpkins work both ways, and now you’re kneeling before your toilet-seated partner, lips trembling as a single tear runs down your cheek and you die a little more inside with each passing second, but your partner has no mercy; they express an evil laugh and grab the back of your head right as you scream THERE IS NO GOD—

And THAT, my friends, is why you stay the hell off urban dictionary!  Stick with the classics, lest you lose yourself in a dark underworld of ramen yarmulkes, bob-sleds, and Mississippi bird baths!

Anyways, now that I’ve got your attention, let me direct it towards my various-genred books!  First up is my YA fantasy:  A Door into Evermoor.  If you’re hankering for some psychedelic high school fun with a giant side of interdimensional monsters and teen genius hijinks, check out Kor’Thank:  Barbarian Valley Girl!  If you want a big ol’ helping of robot vs. wizard pew pew, along with an extra serving of existential philosophy, check out my science fiction series Echo!  And don’t forget to leave a positive review for them!  Positive reviews—even though they only take a minute or two of your time—are like $1000 tips for us indie authors.  Every one of them is SUPER appreciated!  #WritingCommunity

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20 thoughts on “Give my books a read and a review!

  1. My friend I am finishing up a book of a wise friend. I am excited to read you YA Dystopian book. I will definitely write a review when I am done too. Forgive me taking so long. I am dangling multiple projects now but would never forget you. Sending wishes for a blessed week. Big hugs 🤗 too, Joni

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    • No worries! And if it isn’t your thing, I totally understand if you don’t finish or decide not to read it. Don’t feel obligated!
      We all get busy and we’ve all got our preferences, and that’s a good thing! Hope you’re doing awesome! 😊

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      • I think I will find it very entertaining and I can’t wait to read it. Your posts caught my eye right from my start in blogging. They often were so funny I would read them out loud. I am looking forward to it. I am doing awesome just busy. Your book has been bought, downloaded and is waiting. I look forward to it. Have an amazing Saturday and Easter. Big hugs, Joni ❤️🤗

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      • Good to know you find them amusing! 😅I get mostly laughs, but every so often there’s a complainer who wants to shame me into regulating my page. Hey, let me know if you’d like me to read and review your book! I’d be happy to do so! 😊

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      • You are a sweetheart. Not really pushing my book right now. That you ask means a lot. I don’t find any of your stuff offensive at all I enjoy reading it. I like your style it’s original and daring. People tow the line pretty carefully between everything in WordPress, that doesn’t mean that I do I tell my story the way it is and sometimes can be hard to read. We have to stay true to ourselves. I always do reviews when I read a book, I’m finishing up one book and about to start yours when I am done with your book I will do a review. Having said that I only do a review if it’s a really good book, I would never give anyone a bad review. I simply wouldn’t continue reading the book. Us writers have to try to support one another, continue to be honest, and be sensitive to each other. Blessings to you my friend have a great day tomorrow happy Easter ❤️🤗🙏🦋

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      • Well I just bought it! I also, only do positive reviews. I used to be really judgy and thought it was serving some greater purpose, but I realized it was just shortage mentality. If you don’t have something positive to say…you know how it goes. I’ll start reading it today! 😊

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      • You are a stinker my friend. Just kidding that was nice of you and kind. My book is based largely on scientific data I researched if nothing unforeseen happens what the world would be like in 2050. It has been called (a love letter to God). In a way it is, as this world won’t last long without great change and fast. I also won’t be offended if it is not for you. Happy Easter my friend and blessings to you!!! Of course also thank you. 🪷

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      • No worries, I’m always buoyed by your positivity. That’s what I respond to! It’s great to connect with people who are focused on helping and building others up! 😊

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  2. I’ll read yours if you read mine. 😉😅

    I am reading Door into Evermoor in KU right now, actually. I’m just slow as my work, writing, and life schedule is keeping me busy.

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