Give my books a read and a review!

What the 80s sex is happening, all my fellow fogies who remember the times of 3 dates before smashing, often accompanied by evocative sax solos (as well as some drifting fadeouts of said sax player, a mulleted dude wearing a jacket no tie) whilst you throw your head back against the moonlit background, gasping and closing your eyes in super-slo mo, then writhing against your partner in liquid undulations as the blankets tastefully drape over anything x-rated—

BLASPHEMY!!! Come on, man, get with the times!  At the very least, foreplay should end up sounding like squishy mac n’ cheese, and pound-town should have some slappa-slap, slappa-SLAP!  Even with that, the kids nowadays would be bored as hell—those fresh-faced perverts are all about blumpkins and fishhooks and stinkfinger yerberts!

Anyways, now that I’ve got your attention, let me direct it towards my various-genred books!  First up is my YA fantasy:  A Door into Evermoor.  If you’re hankering for some psychedelic high school fun with a giant side of interdimensional monsters and teen genius hijinks, check out Kor’Thank:  Barbarian Valley Girl!  If you want a big ol’ helping of robot vs. wizard pew pew, along with an extra serving of existential philosophy, check out my science fiction series Echo!  And don’t forget to leave a positive review for them!  Positive reviews—even though they only take a minute or two of your time—are like $1000 tips for us indie authors.  Every one of them is SUPER appreciated!

🙂 🙂 😀

12 thoughts on “Give my books a read and a review!

    • Atriya makes cameos in Kor’Thank and Evermoor as well, if you can stand the changes in tone and genre. I’d like to make my books like Stephen King’s Dark Tower, where almost everything he writes does some kind of callback to Roland or his world. 😁

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  1. 🤣 Well, I’m enough of a foggie that I had to spend some time on the Urban dictionary looking up a couple of those terms…this was a very educational post😂

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