Get yer copy of Echo and download some Strained Brains! (And leave a positive review for them as well!) :)

What the felch-fail is happening, all my fellow people who pretend to not know what that word is (if you don’t know, then for the love of God, do NOT google it!) and make a disgusted face while secretly laughing on the inside?  This is just an afternoon reminder to grab yerselves a copy of Echo and download you some episodes of the Strained Brains podcast!  (And to leave a positive review for them as well!  🙂 )  Don’t worry: neither Echo nor my podcast are about some new-fangled millennial deviance that gives us the heebie jeebies while simultaneously inducing us to spend a good hour of lives researching said deviance on the interwebs; no way bro-nados!  Echo’s all about cyborg super-soldiers, dark socioeconomic commentary, robo-beast monsters, and beautiful future wizards!  If you’ve read any of my books, please remember to leave a positive review for them on Amazon.  Amazon reviews only takes a minute of your time, and you don’t need to have made a “verified purchase” in order to make them; you only need an Amazon account (in case you read my stuff through Kindle Unlimited or other means).  To give you an idea of how gee-willickers amazing positive Amazon reviews are to us indie authors, imagine this:  shit-slinging gargoyles have invaded your city!  They’re shitting on cars, faces, and ice cream cones, making kevlar-lined umbrellas a goddamn necessity!  FUCK these things!  You’re running to your car, trying to avoid the barrage of anal rain, when suddenly Elon Musk crests the horizon in his one-man gyrocopter, hugged tightly from behind by a denim-clad Chuck Norris.  Chuck rips the sleeves off his denim jacket, exposing a pair of wiry-haired bulging biceps, then leaps into action, using his a chain of roundhouse kicks to create propulsion and lift.  Screams of “ ’MERCA!” ring through the sky as he blatters faces and chests, and also tears off gargoyle wieners so he can stuff them down the foul, demonic throats of their shit-slinging owners.  YES!  See, that rush of relief you’d feel at not being deluged in gargoyle shit and seeing an American icon fight off a hellish force borne from the Ninth Ring is EXACTLY what we indie author/podcasters feel when we get a positive review on Amazon or iTunes!  So do your favorite indie author/podcaster (and perennial Man Child) Kent Wayne a gargoyle-free favor and leave him a positive review on the ’Zons or the ’Tunes!  Thank You All and have a Good and Chill Night!!!  🙂 🙂 😀

Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle  Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition here:  Combined Edition  If you wanna hear me babble on about anything and everything, and strain my FREAKIN’ BRAIN, then here’s a link to my podcast:  Strained Brains!  It is on iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, and Google Play!  Please give it a listen and a five-star review!  Here’s the miscellaneous gear that I use to try and become an uber-human:  Optimization, and last but not least, my buddy Jumar Balacy has made a supercool microsite at kentwaynebrain.com!  Go check out his computer-based wizardry  🙂 🙂 😀

Hold on!  I just got approved to be an Amazon affiliate!  If you’re going to buy ANY product from Amazon, and you’d like to support my efforts for absolutely free, then simply click on one of the Echo links I’ve provided—they’ll send you to Echo’s Amazon page—and THEN buy whatever product you wish.  Amazon gives me a small referral fee each time this happens!  In this manner you can support my books, musings, podcast, zany ads, or my adventures along the noble path known as The Way of The Man Child WITHOUT spending any more money than you were already going to!  Should you do this, I vow to send you a silent blessing, causing your genitals to adopt the optimum size, shape, smell, and death-ray attachment of choice that paralyzes your enemies with fear and envy!  Entire worlds will bow before your nether parts!  😲💪 😜

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