What the Nuts is up, my fellow secret resistors of the 21st century rat wheel?ย  This is just an afternoon reminder to grab yourselves a copy of Echo!ย  Within Echo, not only will you find cool shoot-em-up robo-stuff like Enhanciles and spinal linkup attachments, youโ€™ll also find badass psychic stuff like the Semiotic Arsenal and the Blaze Avatar!ย  Also, if youโ€™ve read any of my work, please remember to leave a positive review for it on Amazon.ย  It only takes a minute of your time, and you donโ€™t need to have made a โ€œverified purchaseโ€ in order to do it; you only need an Amazon account (in case you read my stuff through Kindle Unlimited or other means).ย  Just to give you an idea of how Amaze-o-mongo positive Amazon readers are to us indie authors, imagine you were in a Grammar Nazi chain gang, and that you were forced to slash apart sheaf after sheaf of creative writing with an evil red pen that was capped by a super cute animalโ€™s dry and withered skull.ย  Each time you nagged someone over their misuse of grammar, your soul would die a little inside, and Braniac the Superman Villainโ€”wherever he was, whichever conquered and assimilated planet he was currently occupyingโ€”would rejoice as much as his dead cybernetic soul allowed him to.ย  But wait!ย  Suddenly your body would ripple with muscleโ€”eight pack, v-shape, Adonis belt, Venus dimplesโ€”and your clothes would fly off, leaving you standing in a bare thong-kini that would look Ridic on someone else but looks good on you cos youโ€™re freaking RIPPED!ย  Then your fists would glow blinding white, and a realization would fall upon you like an enchanted laser sword:ย  you werenโ€™t meant to drudge through life, pedantically nitpicking at peopleโ€™s grammar so you could experience the shallow satisfaction of saying neener neener neener, Iโ€™m right and youโ€™re wrong…No, you were meant to punch the LIVING SHIT out of people like that and save the populace from that lifeless expression that blooms on the faces of those who give decades of their lives to a rat-gray cubicle!ย  You were meant to make sex like a god!ย  Then you would punch the F out of your oppressive guards and flee that terrible labor camp, saving scores of people along the way, promising them glowing fists and sculpted genitals just like the ones you now possess!ย  See that feeling of absolute joy youโ€™d experience upon smashing your cosmically charged fist into some evil idiotโ€™s face, all the while knowing you were gonna spend marathon hours in the sack delivering and receiving orgasmic bliss with your divinely blessed junk is EXACTLY what we indie authors feel when we get a positive review on Amazon!ย  So do your favorite author (and perennial Man Child) Kent Wayne a giganto-faced favor and leave a positive review up for him on the Zons!ย  Thank you all and have a Good and Chill Night!!!ย  ๐Ÿ™‚ ๐Ÿ™‚ ๐Ÿ™‚

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8 responses to “Get yer copy of Echo!”

  1. That book art looks familiar. Do we follow you on twitter? Almost sure that’s where we saw it ๐Ÿค”

    You should consider pitching our PR puss at http://www.blackcatastrophy.com to see if he’s interested in promoting your book. He’s a cat and all, so tread lightly! ๐Ÿ˜‚

    All the best!

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    1. I don’t really keep track of twitter; it’s kind of like a maelstrom of messaging. But yeah, I’m on there, so you probably saw it on there as well. Just reached out to Black Catastrophy, so hopefully I’ll receive a response soon. Thanks Alexis! ๐Ÿ˜€

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      1. Haha, we love Twitter. Definitely our favorite social media platform.

        Pretty sure Shadow will get back to you soon! Thanks for reaching out.

        All the best!

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      2. Yep, no problem! Cheers! ๐Ÿ™‚

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  2. Your writing style is hilarious. If you ever feel like doing a piece of flash fiction as a guest post on my blog let me know, I think you’d fit right in ๐Ÿ˜›

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    1. Thank you for the invite! Unfortunately, I’m at a point in my writing where I actually kind of have to ration it outโ€”I gotta take care of my wrists and my eyes; I’ve noticed they start complaining when I spend too much time plinking away. (Who would have thought I would ever suffer from nerd injuries?) But if you have a specific request, I’m happy to oblige! ๐Ÿ™‚

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      1. Haha I understand. Well the offer’s always open in case you write something silly and don’t know what to do with it.

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      2. Absolutely! And I appreciate the offer! ๐Ÿ˜€

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