Get yer copy of Echo!

What the Nuts is up, my fellow secret resistors of the 21st century rat wheel?  This is just an afternoon reminder to grab yourselves a copy of Echo!  Within Echo, not only will you find cool shoot-em-up robo-stuff like Enhanciles and spinal linkup attachments, you’ll also find badass psychic stuff like the Semiotic Arsenal and the Blaze Avatar!  Also, if you’ve read any of my work, please remember to leave a positive review for it on Amazon.  It only takes a minute of your time, and you don’t need to have made a “verified purchase” in order to do it; you only need an Amazon account (in case you read my stuff through Kindle Unlimited or other means).  Just to give you an idea of how Amaze-o-mongo positive Amazon readers are to us indie authors, imagine you were in a Grammar Nazi chain gang, and that you were forced to slash apart sheaf after sheaf of creative writing with an evil red pen that was capped by a super cute animal’s dry and withered skull.  Each time you nagged someone over their misuse of grammar, your soul would die a little inside, and Braniac the Superman Villain—wherever he was, whichever conquered and assimilated planet he was currently occupying—would rejoice as much as his dead cybernetic soul allowed him to.  But wait!  Suddenly your body would ripple with muscle—eight pack, v-shape, Adonis belt, Venus dimples—and your clothes would fly off, leaving you standing in a bare thong-kini that would look Ridic on someone else but looks good on you cos you’re freaking RIPPED!  Then your fists would glow blinding white, and a realization would fall upon you like an enchanted laser sword:  you weren’t meant to drudge through life, pedantically nitpicking at people’s grammar so you could experience the shallow satisfaction of saying neener neener neener, I’m right and you’re wrong…No, you were meant to punch the LIVING SHIT out of people like that and save the populace from that lifeless expression that blooms on the faces of those who give decades of their lives to a rat-gray cubicle!  You were meant to make sex like a god!  Then you would punch the F out of your oppressive guards and flee that terrible labor camp, saving scores of people along the way, promising them glowing fists and sculpted genitals just like the ones you now possess!  See that feeling of absolute joy you’d experience upon smashing your cosmically charged fist into some evil idiot’s face, all the while knowing you were gonna spend marathon hours in the sack delivering and receiving orgasmic bliss with your divinely blessed junk is EXACTLY what we indie authors feel when we get a positive review on Amazon!  So do your favorite author (and perennial Man Child) Kent Wayne a giganto-faced favor and leave a positive review up for him on the Zons!  Thank you all and have a Good and Chill Night!!!  🙂 🙂 🙂

Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle  #kindle #kindleunlimited #sciencefiction #scifi #books #novel #book

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