Sick with the flu.  (I actually am, so why not spin an ad out of it, right?)  Gonna get some chicken soup, and I’m accosted by this new breed of evil:  Douche-hipsters.  Normally, I’d run through these f***ers like a hot knife through butter, but in my weakened state, I’m vulnerable.  I open my eReader to Echo, and a magic flash transfers my sickness to them.  I mow down these scarf-wearers with a chain of elbows, knees, and Harmonious Cloud Death Punches.

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