Hello my fellow bed-farters, all my fellow Disgustos who transform crisp, beautiful sheets into tattered remnants of their former selves, so much so that they resemble a post-apocalyptic armyโs wind-torn banner held by a grimy, robo-suited soldier thatโ
JUST KIDDING!ย That is DISGUSTING!ย Not only do I walk outside to fart, I flagellate myself five times per discharge, just so my ass-demons know whatโs up!ย Geezโthat was just a test!
But now that Iโve got your attention, let me direct it towards my books and my podcast!ย If youโre hankering for some psychedelic high school fun with a giant side of interdimensional monsters and teen genius hijinks, check out Kor’Thank: ย Barbarian Valley Girl! ย And if you want a big olโ helping of robot vs. wizard pew pew, along with an extra serving of existential philosophy, check out my science fiction series Echo!ย And if you simply want to hear me run my suckhole about all things upon the Earth and possibly within my pants, then check out my podcast Strained Brains! ย And donโt forget to leave a positive review for them!ย Positive reviewsโeven though they only take a minute or two of your timeโare like $1000 tips for us indie authors.ย Every one of them is SUPER appreciated!
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Get KorโThank here:ย ย KorโThank:ย Barbarian Valley Girl.ย Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: ย Vol. 1 on Kindle.ย ย Vol. 2 on Kindle here: ย Vol.2 on Kindleย ย Vol. 3 on Kindle here: ย Vol. 3 on Kindleย ย Vol.4 on Kindle here:ย ย Vol. 4 on Kindleย Echo Omnibus here:ย ย Echo Omnibusย Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition here:ย ย Combined Editionย Musings, Volume 1 is available here:ย ย Musings, Volume 1ย If you wanna hear me babble on about anything and everything, and strain my FREAKINโ BRAIN, then hereโs a link to my podcast:ย ย Strained Brains!ย It is on iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, and Google Play!ย Please give it a listen and a five-star review!ย Hereโs the miscellaneous gear that I use to try and become an uber-human:ย ย Optimization!ย ย ๐ย ๐ย ๐
Hold on!ย I just got approved to be an Amazon affiliate!ย If youโre going to buy ANY product from Amazon, and youโd like to support my efforts for absolutely free, then simply click on one of the Echo links Iโve providedโtheyโll send you to Echoโs Amazon pageโand THEN buy whatever product you wish.ย Amazon gives me a small referral fee each time this happens!ย In this manner you can support my books, musings, podcast, zany ads, or my adventures along the noble path known as The Way of The Man Child WITHOUT spending any more money than you were already going to!ย Should you do this, I vow to send you a silent blessing, causing your genitals to adopt the optimum size, shape, smell, and death-ray attachment of choice that paralyzes your enemies with fear and envy!ย Entire worlds will bow before your nether parts!ย ย ๐ฒ๐ชย ๐


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