What the anal tickle is happening, all you folks straddling the line between sexual adventurer and no-butt-stuff hardliner who now feel a pinkie-tip in the center of your dirt star, your partner raises an eyebrow, wordlessly asking you the crucial question, you decide what the fuck, why the hell not, you chomp down on a mouthpiece like Johnny Mnemonic before he enters the mind-baffling cyber-realm, take an aggressive series of bracing deep breaths, demand, “Do it—fucking DO IT!” prompting said pinkie to go three knuckles deep into your holiest of holies, you throw your head back and scream as the world melts around you, it’s like Neo disconnecting from the goddamn Matrix there’s heat death and fractals and the never-ending expansion of energy into matter RUAAAHHHHH—

Jesus Christ, calm the fuck down!  Buttstuff was old in the 2010s, there’s no need to act like it’s the goddamn apocalypse! 

Anyways, now that I’ve got your attention, let me direct it towards my various-genred books!  First up is my YA fantasy series, the Unbound Realm.  Volume 1 is A Door into Evermoor.  Paperback here: A Door into Evermoor, paperback.  I’ve just published volume 2:  Weapons of Old  If you’re hankering for some psychedelic high school fun with a giant side of interdimensional monsters and teen genius hijinks, check out Kor’Thank:  Barbarian Valley Girl!  If you want a big ol’ helping of robot vs. wizard pew pew, along with an extra serving of existential philosophy, check out my science fiction series Echo!  And don’t forget to leave a positive review for them!  Positive reviews—even though they only take a minute or two of your time—are like $1000 tips for us indie authors.  Every one of them is SUPER appreciated!  #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing

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