What the pube-cough is happening, all you magnanimous oral adventurers who somehow manage to catch a hairball down your throat, you start hacking like a goddamn meth’d up cat, pounding your chest as your partner asks if you’re all right, you hold out a hand, trying to reassure them, but your face is already beet fucking red, your foot is shaking like a dog being scratched in the exact right place, sweat glistens on your brow and blood trickles out your ears, holy shit what the fuck is happening nails lengthen into claws, skin melts and bubbles, tongue splits into a goddamn barb-coated fork now you want to eat you some motherfucking BRAAAAAAIIIIINNNNSSS—
And THAT, my friends, is why you trim the bushes around your nether bits! You never know when your partner will gulp down a fist-sized hairball, and transform into a fucking devil-zombie hybrid! Fuck!
Anyways, now that I’ve got your attention, let me direct it towards my various-genred books! First up is my YA fantasy series, the Unbound Realm. Volume 1 is A Door into Evermoor. Paperback here: A Door into Evermoor, paperback. I’ve just published volume 2: Weapons of Old If you’re hankering for some psychedelic high school fun with a giant side of interdimensional monsters and teen genius hijinks, check out Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! If you want a big ol’ helping of robot vs. wizard pew pew, along with an extra serving of existential philosophy, check out my science fiction series Echo! And don’t forget to leave a positive review for them! Positive reviews—even though they only take a minute or two of your time—are like $1000 tips for us indie authors. Every one of them is SUPER appreciated! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing
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