Echo-a Dystopian Science Fiction Novel / Kor'Thank / The Unbound Realm

Give my books a read and a review!

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What the glory trap is happening, all you horny fucks who see an unattended hole in a decrepit bathroom and predictably think, hmm, yeah, this seems like a good idea, then proceed to unzip and stick the ol’ womb-hammer into the hole, suddenly it erupts with diagonally opposed mandibles surrounded by angry pink flesh that disturbingly looks like a vajeen from that fucked up dimension in Event Horizon, you scream in panic and stumble back, the rest of the wall breaks and crumbles, holy fuck it’s a goddamn Predator without its helmet, pointing and laughing at your fear-shriveled piece, it whips out a recording device, takes a couple pics, then walks out of the bathroom shaking its head as if to say what a stupid acorn-dicked human—

THAT, my friends, is why you keep your head on a swivel (both of them, in this case) when you’re perusing them glory holes!  You never know when some prank-driven interstellar menace will scare you with its genital-like mouth, then snapshot your terror-shrunken wiener so it can use you as comic relief amongst its Arnold-hunting buddies!  Jesus! 

Anyways, now that I’ve got your attention, let me direct it towards my various-genred books!  First up is my YA fantasy series, the Unbound Realm.  Volume 1 is A Door into Evermoor.  Paperback here: A Door into Evermoor, paperback.  I’ve just published volume 2:  Weapons of Old  If you’re hankering for some psychedelic high school fun with a giant side of interdimensional monsters and teen genius hijinks, check out Kor’Thank:  Barbarian Valley Girl!  If you want a big ol’ helping of robot vs. wizard pew pew, along with an extra serving of existential philosophy, check out my science fiction series Echo!  And don’t forget to leave a positive review for them!  Positive reviews—even though they only take a minute or two of your time—are like $1000 tips for us indie authors.  Every one of them is SUPER appreciated!  #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing

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