What the surgical ass is happening, all you peach-crazed lovers who are all about hitting it from the back, only to get your wish and see your wiener disappear inside a mind-bending valley of silicone-enhanced flesh, dear God you can’t even see your d-root it looks so fucking tiny compared to the cock-swallowing watermelons pushing against your belly and sternum, everything around you goes dystopian sepia gray as you lifelessly thrust away in echoey slow motion, Theoden King’s voice rises hauntingly in the background asking “What can men do against such reckless hate?” Because while this ass may look beautiful in jeans or a thong it makes your once-mighty womb-hammer seem like a frost-bitten hamster-tail that was already unnaturally small to begin with—
And THAT, my friends, is why you stick to face-to-face fucking! Not only can you kiss and bite, but artificial ass has no power there! Goddamn!
Anyways, now that I’ve got your attention, let me direct it towards my various-genred books! First up is my YA fantasy series, the Unbound Realm. Volume 1 is A Door into Evermoor. I’ve just published volume 2: Weapons of Old If you’re hankering for some psychedelic high school fun with a giant side of interdimensional monsters and teen genius hijinks, check out Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! If you want a big ol’ helping of robot vs. wizard pew pew, along with an extra serving of existential philosophy, check out my science fiction series Echo! And don’t forget to leave a positive review for them! Positive reviews—even though they only take a minute or two of your time—are like $1000 tips for us indie authors. Every one of them is SUPER appreciated! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing
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Kent Wayne 
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