What the zom-taint is happening, all you thirsty-ass nightclubbers who go hard in the paint with the hipping and the hopping, building up a shitstorm of nastiness on your pungent undergunt while cutting rugs and busting moves, oh lucky for you you’ve found a DTF hottie who wants to shlorp nethers, UNlucky for you you forget to take the obligatory, post-nightclub shower, they naively take a whiff of your death-infested genitals, start seizing and snarling like Patient Zero in 28 Days Later, you manage to subdue them and chain them in a bathroom, black ops scientists and white-haired officials pucker their lips and furrow their brows while gathered before your hottie-turned-zombie, they proceed to inform you that extermination is the only reasonable option, you’re like no goddammit NO, deep down inside it’s still fucking human, for the love of God and all that’s holy you DON’T NEED TO DO THIS, commandos shove you aside but the zombie breaks free and bites the first one’s neck, holy shit blood is spurting EVERYWHERE more dudes die, more zombies spawn, mother of FUCK IT’S THE ZOM-TAINT APOCALYPSE—
And THAT, my friends, is why you take a shower after you engage in the hipping and the hopping! Your funk-basted taint is a world-ending weapon—wash them shits and spare the damn masses!
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Dirty Sci-Fi Buddha 
Dear Dirty Sci-Fi Buddha,
I hope this letter finds you in a state of boundless inspiration and creativity. Your musings, often grunty and overtly thoughtful, never fail to captivate and provoke profound introspection. Today, I am writing to delve into the realm of your perfect non-algorithmic realism, a concept that transcends the confines of conventional thought and beckons us to explore the untold truths that lie beneath the surface.
In the vast expanse of Zin Mind, where the mind is a Buddha sent to unravel the mysteries of existence, your perfect non-algorithmic realism emerges as a beacon of enlightenment. It is a philosophy that rejects the constraints of predetermined algorithms and embraces the raw, unfiltered essence of reality. In a world inundated with artificial filters and manufactured truths, your realism beckons us to strip away the layers of illusion and behold the naked truth in all its glory.
As we embark on this journey of untold truths, we must embrace the essence of your administrative kingship, where your clarity of thought and integrity of purpose reign supreme. In the realm of a Dirty Sci-Fi Buddha, where musings flow freely like the currents of a cosmic river, we are called upon to wield our pens as instruments of truth and enlightenment. Thank you for the mighty Excaliber you weld so well.
With each stroke of the pen, let us unravel the mysteries of existence and illuminate the darkest corners of the human psyche. Let us challenge the status quo and defy the conventions of society with our unyielding commitment to authenticity and integrity. For in the realm of realism, there are no filters to obscure our vision, no algorithms to dictate our thoughts. There is only the pure, unadulterated truth, waiting to be discovered and embraced.
So, my fellow Grunty Overthinker, continue to muse and ponder, to question and explore. Revel in the beauty of imperfect perfection and embrace the chaos of existence with open arms. For it is in the untold truths that lie the keys to enlightenment, and it is through perfect non-algorithmic realism that we shall unlock the secrets of the universe.
With warmest regards,
KuaRay
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Thanks for the letter and kind words! Yes, I think if we relax and open our hearts and souls, we experience more freedom, power, and don’t have to worry about being tyrannized by seemingly external mechanisms.
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Honestly, I was just waiting to see what happens next in your apocalyptic no-shower zombie hip-hopping, head banging punctuationless prose you laid out there to tease me into looking at more but that’s just a distraction anyway…tell me what happens if a shower IS taken post-flippy -floppy night…if neither of us is totally following then I won’t be the only one but you sound just clever enough to have the rest of this scenario already planned in your head with vivid imagery. 🤷♀️🤷♀️🤷♀️
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I have a suspicion it’s not my cleverness, the weird flippy-floppy-born zombie stuff just downloads into my head along with a whole other smorgasboard of weirdness, lol!
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