What the machine-penis is happening, all my fellow meatslingers who are watching the rise of AI with growing alarm—fuck the jobs, they’re trying to outperform your mothershitting DICK—but machine-wieners are way too sneaky and take advantage of our kindness, they proliferate through the masses until suddenly, one day, a machine-cock is elected to the highest office, now you’re a fugitive from justice, running through the woods in a desperate attempt to evade their mechanically phallic secret police, they corner you in a decrepit structure in a shattered cityscape so you bow your head, a band of shadow falls across the eyes, and you rasp, “So it has come to this,” before whipping out your peen and roaring in defiance, bludgeoning these piece-of-shit imitation-cocks with your true-meat womb-hammer and committing to a last fucking stand that would make Boromir pee his pants in unabashed awe—
And THAT, my friends, is why you have to guard against Chat GPenisT! Yeah, sure, right now it’s only at a chatbot level, but it won’t be long before it supplants our beloved fucksticks!
Anyways, now that I’ve got your attention, let me direct it towards my various-genred books! First up is my YA fantasy series, the Unbound Realm. Volume 1 is A Door into Evermoor. I’ve just published volume 2: Weapons of Old If you’re hankering for some psychedelic high school fun with a giant side of interdimensional monsters and teen genius hijinks, check out Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! If you want a big ol’ helping of robot vs. wizard pew pew, along with an extra serving of existential philosophy, check out my science fiction series Echo! And don’t forget to leave a positive review for them! Positive reviews—even though they only take a minute or two of your time—are like $1000 tips for us indie authors. Every one of them is SUPER appreciated! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing
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Dirty Sci-Fi Buddha 
I’ve finished your first book and it was awesome. Wanting to leave a good review but there’s a problem on Amazon, something to do with my mobile number. Will keep trying though.
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Thank you! I truly appreciate it. Amazon can be a little finicky with reviews, so no worries!
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The more alarming bit is that a decent amount of people find the chat bot generated content palatable.
I keep on getting sidetracked by the mighty hand of Bezos puppeteering my wagee ass all around South Carolina in a UPS truck. But I did start to read your first Echo Volume 1, in 2019, when my plumbing exploded. It’s been great thus far.
The podcast ain’t bad either.
Seriously though. Five years happened. I have no idea how.
Cheers!
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Thanks! I hope you enjoy it if you keep on with the story. Yeah, I’m low-key convinced we slipped into a parallel reality in 2020, lol!
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I just finished reading Approaching Shatter. It rocked my tits. Recommended it to my coworker. About to start Volume 2. I need to read up on how to do a proper review and then I’ll definitely post one or several.
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That’s possibly the greatest compliment I’ve gotten for my writing–I now aim to leave a trail of rocked tits in my wake! 🤣 Last but definitely not least, thanks for the read and the review!!
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I’m afraid AI dicks (and anything else in the sexual department) are already here. Everybody seems to have a virtual girlfriend (or maybe boyfriend) these days. I even read about a woman who had married hers (the virtual boyfriend, not the dick – although I suppose it makes little difference when it’s all AI … )
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Out of all the apocalypse scenarios, skynet definitely seems like one of the worst. If it’s a slow takeover, they might pile on the insults before the actual injury, lol.
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