What the sweaty doggystyle is happening, all you folks who’re slamming it from behind on a 30^th story balcony (given the modern-day variety of contraptions and hole-blasters, it’s anyone’s guess who’s giving and who’s receiving), only to have slimy perspiration spring out on your fingers, causing you to desperately try and power through and keep pumping away but your partner slips from your grasp and falls from the edge like Hans fucking Gruber in the OG Die Hard, the next thing you know you’re floodlighted by choppers filled with helmeted cops, cheesy visible lasers are painting you in dots, then you’re Jason Bourne-ing it across scaffolding and ledges as techno music rises and swells in the background, the camera pans out in a sweeping display of law enforcement helicopters and dusk-lit high rises, how the FUCK did it go from a balcony-set gonzo-porn to a hellish slo-mo, 80s-style fall to a goddamn chase scene where you’re vigorously engaging in SWAT-dodging parkour—

If you’re sexing on a balcony, watch yer goddamn sweaty-ass phalanges!  No one needs to die from a reckless bout of doggy-style fucking!  Goddamn!

Anyways, now that I’ve got your attention, let me direct it towards my various-genred books!  First up is my YA fantasy series, the Unbound Realm.  Volume 1 is A Door into Evermoor.  I’ve just published volume 2:  Weapons of Old  If you’re hankering for some psychedelic high school fun with a giant side of interdimensional monsters and teen genius hijinks, check out Kor’Thank:  Barbarian Valley Girl!  If you want a big ol’ helping of robot vs. wizard pew pew, along with an extra serving of existential philosophy, check out my science fiction series Echo!  And don’t forget to leave a positive review for them!  Positive reviews—even though they only take a minute or two of your time—are like $1000 tips for us indie authors.  Every one of them is SUPER appreciated!  #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing

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