What the universal consciousness is happening, all you folks who are all about the peace-love-light-all-is-one crap and use your mastery over the subjective-objective to surf the tides of infinite possibility only to mistakenly incarnate as a fresh dildo, now destined to be repeatedly plunged into filthy, unkempt holes that would make Cthulu cringe like a beaten fucking dog, you’re constantly rattled by infernal motors that rattle your organs, sometimes you’re used as a weapon or a staff, oftentimes you’re smeared across the unsuspecting lip of an unconscious drunkard, you would cry yourself to sleep but you’ve got no tear ducts and as you approach death and degenerate into a fluid-crusted shadow of what you once were, God have mercy on your mechanical soul let the end come quick before you’re found by someone like Gary fucking Busey—
And THAT, my friends, is why you count your blessings and make the most of being human! Quit fucking around with dildo consciousnesses, goddammit!
Anyways, now that I’ve got your attention, let me direct it towards my various-genred books! First up is my YA fantasy: A Door into Evermoor. If you’re hankering for some psychedelic high school fun with a giant side of interdimensional monsters and teen genius hijinks, check out Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! If you want a big ol’ helping of robot vs. wizard pew pew, along with an extra serving of existential philosophy, check out my science fiction series Echo! And don’t forget to leave a positive review for them! Positive reviews—even though they only take a minute or two of your time—are like $1000 tips for us indie authors. Every one of them is SUPER appreciated! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing
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Kent Wayne 
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