What the universal consciousness is happening, all you folks who are all about the peace-love-light-all-is-one crap and use your mastery over the subjective-objective to surf the tides of infinite possibility only to mistakenly incarnate as a fresh dildo, now destined to be repeatedly plunged into filthy, unkempt holes that would make Cthulu cringe like a beaten fucking dog, you’re constantly rattled by infernal motors that rattle your organs, sometimes you’re used as a weapon or a staff, oftentimes you’re smeared across the unsuspecting lip of an unconscious drunkard, you would cry yourself to sleep but you’ve got no tear ducts and as you approach death and degenerate into a fluid-crusted shadow of what you once were, God have mercy on your mechanical soul let the end come quick before you’re found by someone like Gary fucking Busey—
And THAT, my friends, is why you count your blessings and make the most of being human! Quit fucking around with dildo consciousnesses, goddammit!
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Dirty Sci-Fi Buddha 
I never considered coming back as an inanimate object… 🤔
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When I first thought about it, I didn’t want to come back as anything else, then I realized how it could go horribly wrong. 🤣
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😂
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Karma is a bitch 😉
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The sneakiest of them all!
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SNAP SNAP SNAP https://timothywarfield.wordpress.com/2022/10/29/7th-district-ame-all-rights-reserved-privacy-policy-site-design-presyce-media-group/
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i showed you the image of what you would look like returning or a second time…grandpa esque little baby with the face of stewy from family guy and the realisation that someone else was now managing your royalties!
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As long as my wiener is still huge! 🤣
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i am sure you will come back like an elephant ever generous! problem is you will only be able to play with the biggest girls, thats me out again! lol
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Elephants run in shame from me! 🤣
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really feel like you are exaggerating! i think they would think you were a mouse and stamp on you!
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Or we’d high five and instantly bond over the size of our “trunks.” 🤣
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You wish! abstract thinking you would fall under the category, no magnifying glass required! your trunk obsession is almost the same for me and my goddess physique! lol
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If anything, you’d need a telescope to see the distant end! 🤣
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i doubt you would need it in company it would be passionately invisible! lol with lots of vocals, sweat and naughty energy!
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I’m a big fan of the vocals, it wouldn’t be invisible for long! 🤣
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i believe you are present too much for both of us, i doubt you could ever be satisfied with one body! Not sure i could be left as blind and full of worlds soul mates and lovers, maybe our transfers lists of personalities would be enough to save world community! lol
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I’m satisfied for a few hours, then it’s rounds 2 and 3! 🤣
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You could really help with satisfying my labido….round three and four might just burn you out!
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That’s why I usually try for a super-extended round one! 🤣
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i could do with longjevity of event with someone of like minds! kissing….your remember the event list! lol
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I’ve got some moves, but I often go with the flow. 😏
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be more like a moaning, rolling wave of investigative journalism, under cover al the way baby! lol 😋 🍑 ecstacy in exploration!
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Show me that peach! 🍑😏
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HRH not paparazzi, secretly the dark world stalks me, some woman was sat declaring her 15 minutes of why she had to attend, i sired up at her my voice was awesome…..i love carrying al biblical representation, do you dare dance with Lucy!
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Your icon/avatar always gets me. ha ha
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