Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)

Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha!  All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl!  #writingcommunity #writer #BookTok #writerscommunity #writing

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45 responses to “Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)”

  1. Happy Sunday my sweet! try not to copy your lifes works into my notes……your and my therapy pool almost swirled into the stream! no fabric tats today….wishing for plane ride….jet set plans!

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    1. I’m pretty sure, accidental readers would enjoy those notes! 🤣

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      1. i am pretty sure my new friends list would give an arm or leg to recieve those notes! i could get billions for an exhibition lol, if thats what i wanted! i would give billions for recieving my notes! lol

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      2. Glad I got a free sample! 😉

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      3. It was not a free sample! you let me vent speaking of which you seam to have lost your naughty driver! missing several expressions! 😈 would not want you to fail your naughty creative writing class!

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      4. Still recovering. Hope you aren’t getting too antsy without my creative writing! 🤣

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      5. you read my text……i threatened to spam you! lol traffic lights on red for weeks again! oh the bodies in world community! Well Goddess or HRH i will get you on your knees one way or another! this weeks is a jurisdictional disection with a spade! post deletion of their bank! 🔥 😈

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      6. What you focus on, you become. I think YOU’LL be the one dropping to your knees if we ever meet! 😏

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      7. I always come first! Just in case you die post event…black widow or praying mantis is not much fun either way! If you always have to replace the drivers! lol😈

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      8. I might seem like it–I usually lay there just staring blankly at the ceiling. Most ladies giggle in pride and take the time to clean me off! 🤣

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      9. Mostly i would be giggling and handing you your wipes! shlurp on that tongue for pudding! 😈 tally is not as good as tight infinite return play with someone that ticks your boxes!

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      10. The freakier ladies clean me off with their tongue…🤣

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      11. yeh and direct themselves to the clinic! i reckon safe or not i would have you in a full hasmat suit for my protection! lol 😈 sounds like you spend alot of time on the street level!

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      12. We shall see! I tend to bring out the freaky even in non-freaky ladies! 🤣

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      13. Find my freaky sister levels and your survival rate will reduce to 2%, thats just linguistics! physicality you will probably end up being segmented like a chocolate orange and your entourage recieving new bodies or seizures! lol not the convulsions we all enjoy! 😈

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      14. Bring on the freaky! I’m fine with 2%! 🤣

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      15. You are a lemming! like me promissed you wold pass on a billion naughty events, only to fid your mind and an eternal! thank god i set parameters! by the way
        your the central catchment!

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      16. I enjoy being a catchment…🤣

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      17. Fishing it is, how are you with cuffs and that comment about what i need for your lack of investment in time and energy is what you will be recieving up your back passage if your not caeful i will reinstate japanese masters! 😈 prison state for ale subs

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      18. Never tried cuffs–I like being handsy and I like being groped. 😏

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      19. coppers love LGBWT release in fact good for all communities! nothing like a good forces demon i love good dark energy! coilled round like a snake!

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      20. I got a good dark coil for you! 🤣

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      21. i love it when copper come to my door…watch them back off and wink! 😈 what kind of coil is it for…electromagnetic cause you might get stuck!

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      22. Well it’s definitely meant to be sucked and licked…😏

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  2. Baset get worshipping me then, its a knee jerk reaction to enjoyment and satisfaction…that rarely occurs! lol 😈🍄 i love celebrating!

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    1. I’m a walking celebration, feel free to partake! 🤣

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      1. I will let you know if your elebrated, those keeping up their huse requirements by dropping their standards do not count, or those picking up so they do not have to complete a thing, i should know i interned them for roles they cannot even attend! 😈

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      2. We’ll see who interns who! 🤣

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      3. i waint be popping into your tummy mr wolf! i ot my world assined parameters, warlock methods and gattling gun of religion that all of you lost the minute he took of rings! lol

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      4. It might be the other way around, I might be popping into something of yours! 🤣

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      5. you would not be laughing my little gingerbread friend you would be running like the rest of the soon to be committed….😋 🍑 sorry no hunter gatherer just another runner! lol why i set deliverance they all stillhave to provide or i turn of their bank

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      6. If I stopped running, you just might drop to your knees and slurp! 😏

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      7. I can do that from anywhere! buddhist mediation only for attenders! lol wonder if i could get my desires manifested! lol next project!

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      8. I’m all about manifesting this! Make sure your slurps are noisy! 😏

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      9. Sure all, slurps, flicks and slops will be deafening as are the moans! only when you manage to seduce the dragon! 😈

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      10. I love some good moaning! It’s always a conundrum…do I want to be bitten, or do I want to hear moaning? 🤔🤣

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      11. or in unison moaning then biting! I am sure their would be multiple levels were that plays! i can moan through the bite! lol 😈 daydream conversation is almost believable my caveman choir boy!

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      12. Well the best moans happen right up against my ear, so I’m not sure how you would bite and moan if your lips and tongue were right up to my ear…🤣

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      13. depends on your height ratio i might be moaning into your shoulder! i doubt it though as day dreams rarely become tangible!

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      14. Just let them be. Mine have a surprising habit of manifesting long after I’ve written them off. 😊

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  3. There is no let them be were violence is concerned but there is were he fails to attend to my needs! lifetime of familial lies redirected by wiccan seats i got them on ll judicial levels, legally entitled to terminate, let alone religious filters! They never held back why should i! my right is love and kindness,slaying familial demons!😈

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    1. Sounds like you need my insatiability! 🤣

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      1. i got a beautiful breakfast this morning! My daughters birthday! It is amazing what occurs when you nap! 😈 Almost stopped my desire for play and then i remembered how unwell she was and chose a friend for a re-map!

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      2. I’m a big fan of napping. Nothing better than a lazy mid-day nap! 😊 The breakfast sounds wonderful!

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      3. Yes well i prefer to be up when i am wakeful! the breakfast was wonderful! smashing a few violent offenders up today so am past tired!! 😈tomorrow after several days of perscribed dentistry i expect bodies for violent action to my daughter! …..napping and breakfast between resetting the world!

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