Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl is FREE on Kindle through April 1!

Korโ€™Thank:  Barbarian Valley Girl is FREE on Kindle through April 1! This is by far the zaniest of all my books, inspired by Barry Ween and my own take on an R-rated Calvin and Hobbes! If you want to dip your toe in a comedy/horror/sci-fi/teen-genius tale with copious amounts of psychedelics and a 300 mph kiss hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha, then give it a read!

Get A Door into Evermoor here:  A Door into Evermoor  Get Korโ€™Thank here:  Korโ€™Thank:  Barbarian Valley Girl.  Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle  Vol.4 on Kindle here:  Vol. 4 on Kindle  Echo Omnibus here:  Echo Omnibus  Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition here:  Combined Edition  Musings, Volume 1 is available here:  Musings, Volume 1   Hereโ€™s the miscellaneous gear that I use to try and become an uber-human:  Optimization! ๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜

Hold on!  I just got approved to be an Amazon affiliate!  If youโ€™re going to buy ANY product from Amazon, and youโ€™d like to support my efforts for absolutely free, then simply click on one of the book links Iโ€™ve providedโ€”theyโ€™ll send you to that book’s Amazon pageโ€”and THEN buy whatever product you wish.  Amazon gives me a small referral fee each time this happens!  In this manner you can support my books, musings, and zany ads WITHOUT spending any more money than you were already going to!  Should you do this, I vow to send you a silent blessing, causing your genitals to adopt the optimum size, shape, smell, and death-ray attachment of choice that paralyzes your enemies with fear and envy!  Entire worlds will bow before your nether parts!   ๐Ÿ˜ฒ๐Ÿ’ช ๐Ÿ˜œ


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12 responses to “Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl is FREE on Kindle through April 1!”

  1. Did you really know a barbarian valley girl at school! or was it just what they look like after a ton of mushrooms! ๐Ÿคจ i have known a few neanderthal personalities! primal urges are more than acceptable….portal to pleasure!

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    1. I wish I did, but I’ve always harbored an inner barbarian. Women love it! ๐Ÿคฃ

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      1. One of the biggest demons in the world….. my club is darkly invested! on both sides of the spectrum invisible celebrity…Balmoral castle street princess to parliament! i will let you feel power ful when you melt my world! ๐Ÿ˜

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      2. Deal! And in turn, I’ll whisper the Magic Words while that’s happening! ๐Ÿ˜‰

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      3. whenever! lol when you can compose yourself! I will be waiting …….forever! lol

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      4. If I growl those words, I think YOU’LL be the one who’ll be struggling for composure! ๐Ÿคฃ

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      5. I do believe i might! if you were not too busy playing author! you might even catch me! lol

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      6. I don’t think it would take much to catch you at this point…๐Ÿ˜

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      7. Technically i am lost at physical contact, blind so you would have to be super consistant or i would be setting parameters to kill not protect! lol how i ended up sat alone! x

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  2. Your tongue might be too busy! lol ๐Ÿ˜œ licking your wounds!

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    1. Is that all you want me to lick? ๐Ÿ˜

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      1. I like to think of it rolling an icecube wherever the swelling occurs! Part of the reocurrent problem of me getting up in a morning and having no-one to love!

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