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Dirty Sci-Fi Buddha 
Did you really know a barbarian valley girl at school! or was it just what they look like after a ton of mushrooms! 🤨 i have known a few neanderthal personalities! primal urges are more than acceptable….portal to pleasure!
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I wish I did, but I’ve always harbored an inner barbarian. Women love it! 🤣
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One of the biggest demons in the world….. my club is darkly invested! on both sides of the spectrum invisible celebrity…Balmoral castle street princess to parliament! i will let you feel power ful when you melt my world! 😏
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Deal! And in turn, I’ll whisper the Magic Words while that’s happening! 😉
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whenever! lol when you can compose yourself! I will be waiting …….forever! lol
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If I growl those words, I think YOU’LL be the one who’ll be struggling for composure! 🤣
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I do believe i might! if you were not too busy playing author! you might even catch me! lol
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I don’t think it would take much to catch you at this point…😏
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Technically i am lost at physical contact, blind so you would have to be super consistant or i would be setting parameters to kill not protect! lol how i ended up sat alone! x
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Your tongue might be too busy! lol 😜 licking your wounds!
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Is that all you want me to lick? 😏
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I like to think of it rolling an icecube wherever the swelling occurs! Part of the reocurrent problem of me getting up in a morning and having no-one to love!
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