What the shroom-gasm is happening, all you psychedelic genital-rubbers who go deep into the throes of a color-drenched wonderland, then end up screaming and flailing as bat-winged cocks and manta-ray vajeens swoop toward you and roar like a pack of starving demon-tigers—
Get ahold of yourself, man! Manifest a sword, deal a fatal blow to one of those cocks, then escape on a scrotum-crafted wingsuit that you carve off its base and whip together in the blink of an eye! Anything goes in the land of shroom-gasm!
Anyways, now that I’ve got your attention, let me direct it towards my books and my podcast! If you’re hankering for some psychedelic high school fun with a giant side of interdimensional monsters and teen genius hijinks, check out Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! If you want a big ol’ helping of robot vs. wizard pew pew, along with an extra serving of existential philosophy, check out my science fiction series Echo! If you simply want to hear me run my suckhole about all things upon the Earth and possibly within my pants, then check out my podcast Strained Brains! And don’t forget to leave a positive review for them! Positive reviews—even though they only take a minute or two of your time—are like $1000 tips for us indie authors. Every one of them is SUPER appreciated!
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