On 11/15, Echo 1 will be FREE for five days! Echo 2, 3, 4, and Echo 1 & 2 Combined Edition will be $0.99 for a week!

NorgBog YubHeavenTits!!!  Starting tomorrow, Echo 1 will be FREE for five days, until November 19^th!  Echo 2, 3, 4, and Echo 1 & 2 Combined Edition will be $0.99 for a week!  Stop practicing your spread-eagle ceiling hold, the necessary precursor to cutting the lights before you drop down and Batman the shit out of unsuspecting intruders who bust through your door (someday, you’ll get framed by unscrupulous officials operating a rogue shadow government, they’ll send direct action hit-teams after you, and you’ll need to fuck them up with this exact technique), and go tell everybody!  WHOOO!!!

I’ll be posting a variant of this ad in the morning and afternoon until the sale ends on November 22.  Apologies if it gets repetitive.

Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle  Vol.4 on Kindle here:  Vol. 4 on Kindle  Echo Omnibus here:  Echo Omnibus  Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition here:  Combined Edition  Musings, Volume 1 is available here:  Musings, Volume 1  If you wanna hear me babble on about anything and everything, and strain my FREAKIN’ BRAIN, then here’s a link to my podcast:  Strained Brains!  It is on iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, and Google Play!  Please give it a listen and a five-star review!  Here’s the miscellaneous gear that I use to try and become an uber-human:  Optimization!  🙂 🙂 😀

Hold on!  I just got approved to be an Amazon affiliate!  If you’re going to buy ANY product from Amazon, and you’d like to support my efforts for absolutely free, then simply click on one of the Echo links I’ve provided—they’ll send you to Echo’s Amazon page—and THEN buy whatever product you wish.  Amazon gives me a small referral fee each time this happens!  In this manner you can support my books, musings, podcast, zany ads, or my adventures along the noble path known as The Way of The Man Child WITHOUT spending any more money than you were already going to!  Should you do this, I vow to send you a silent blessing, causing your genitals to adopt the optimum size, shape, smell, and death-ray attachment of choice that paralyzes your enemies with fear and envy!  Entire worlds will bow before your nether parts!  😲💪 😜