Get yer copy of Echo!

What the flying saucer is going on, all you children in adults’ bodies who like to make creepy “oooWEEEOOOO” noises every time your paste-eating friend maows down on a fresh thing of Elmer’s and gabbles on about Lizard People who drag folks into a subterranean hellhole and eats them butthole first?  This is just an afternoon reminder to grab yerselves a copy of Echo!  (And to leave a positive review for it as well!  🙂 )  Don’t worry—in Echo, I don’t go into the crazy, conspiracy theories concerning the Illuminati, Tower 7, or Mr. Gere’s gerbil-replete anus; nah bro—all you’ll find is dual wielding cyborgs, hairy rowr-beasts, and psionic weapons that go by super cool names like “Blaze Avatar!”  Also, if you’ve read any of my work, please remember to leave a positive review for it on Amazon.  It only takes a minute of your time, and you don’t need to have made a “verified purchase” in order to do it; you only need an Amazon account (in case you read my stuff through Kindle Unlimited or other means).  To give you an idea of how kooky-faced amazing positive Amazon reviews are to us indie authors, imagine this:  you’re at the gym, ready to get your swole on, when you spot that asshole bully from high school named Deke (I feel that “Deke,” “Chad,” and “Hunter” are impeccable bully names).  You’re all bodied up from a good diet and regular bouts of jackin’ steel, but Deke’s stayed a step ahead; he’s juiced to the gills.  Veins are sprouting from his freakin’ CHEEKS.  He throws you a smirk, accompanied by some unoriginal, derogatory nickname, and hunches over for a one-rep max on the deadlift bar.  As his HGH-thickened knuckles tremble around the bar, his face gets redder…redder…REDDER…then he screams in pain and his asshole prolapses, pink-socking out like an inside-out fleshlight.  GROSS!  Deke bleats and cries, soiling himself with torrents of poop, and before you call 911, you can’t help but quip:  “Man, what a SHITTY day!”  Ha HA!  Nastiness aside, imagine that rush of delicious vengeance you’d feel at seeing that braying jackass brought low in his vanity-driven quest for roid-fueled rippage.  That is EXACTLY how we indie authors feel when we get a positive review on Amazon!  So do your favorite author (and perennial Man Child) Kent Wayne a prolapse-free favor and leave him a positive review on the ’Zons!  Thank you all and have a Good and Chill Night!!!  🙂 🙂 😀

Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle  Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition here:  Combined Edition  Echo is now available in paperback:  Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined edition in paperback #kindle #kindleunlimited #sciencefiction #scifi #books #novel #book

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