Get yer copy of Echo!

What the testicular torsion is going on, all my fellow men who’ve been in the midst of exchanging cockily voiced “Yeah brah!”s and “Fo shao, fo shao!”s and suddenly been hit by a tear-inducing blast of nut-pain, one that vanquishes all prior cockiness and causes you to wipe the single tear that leaks from your right eye and quietly whisper:  “I need an adult.”  This is just an afternoon reminder to grab yerselves a copy of Echo!  (And to leave a positive review for it as well!  🙂 )  No worries—in Echo, I don’t go into the shield-your-infant horror of what it feels like when an invisible hand reaches into your scrote and starts playing with your tubes like a careless two-year old frolicking with spaghetti; NO, MAN!  Echo’s all about the pew-pew, cyber rowr-beasties, and beautiful future wizards!  Also, if you’ve read any of my work, please remember to leave a positive review for it on Amazon.  It only takes a minute of your time, and you don’t need to have made a “verified purchase” in order to do it; you only need an Amazon account (in case you read my stuff through Kindle Unlimited or other means).  To give you an idea of how healthy-balls amazing positive Amazon reviews are to us indie authors, imagine this:  you’re at the mall, trying to enjoy your delicious plate of food-court nomskies (ah Christ I know Panda Express is bad for me but it TASTES SO GOOD!) when a bunch of teen socialites walk by, doing that plausible-deniability bullshit where they laugh and whisper about you behind their hands but not loud enough to where you can accuse them of being harpies.  Suddenly, a swarm of flying buttocks crashes through the skylight and start chasing them around.  The teen socialites stop jabbering about Kim Kardashian’s dog or Ariana Grande’s bleached asshole or whatever the fuck, and proceed to flee across the food court, protecting their heads with paper plates from a stream of airborne dook.  You laugh and slap your knee, but can’t help but wince as the buttocks-drones switch to ghost pepper-inspired excrement (I’m talking full-on pee-out-your-butt Fire Brown).  But before this wanders too far into the territory of Gross, let’s focus on the main point:  that secret thrill you’d feel at watching a bunch of predictably programmed social drones get drenched by the physical manifestation of their own banality is EXACTLY what we indie authors feel when we get a positive review on Amazon!  So do your favorite indie author (and perennial Man Child) Kent Wayne a One Tree Hill-free favor and leave him a positive review on the ’Zons!  Thank You all and have a Good and Chill Night!!!  🙂 🙂 😀

Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle  Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition here:  Combined Edition  Echo is now available in paperback:  Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined edition in paperback #kindle #kindleunlimited #sciencefiction #scifi #books #novel #book