What the beast-jerk is happening, all you meat-slingers getting bizzy with your dickskinners (or as some might call them: hands), and unleashing all manners of howls and grunts (come on—you know it feels better when you’re being loud) only to have your neighbors kick in the door because they’re afraid you’re being attacked by a gigantic hairy animal and blast your cock-n-balls with bear spray and tasers, while you’re seizing and shrieking a Bigfoot in heat who’s been attracted by your roars and yowls busts through the wall like the old-school Kool Aid Man and pounds its chest while sporting a two-foot erection covered in wicked spiny quills, holy FUCK you need artillery you need tanks YOU NEED FUCKING JETS AND HELOS—
And THAT, my friends, is why you shut your mouth when you’re jerking your wiener! Anything louder than a quick furtive rub will attract heavily armed neighbors and mythical creatures! Fuck!
Anyways, now that I’ve got your attention, let me direct it towards my various-genred books! First up is my YA fantasy series, the Unbound Realm. Volume 1 is A Door into Evermoor. Paperback here: A Door into Evermoor, paperback. I’ve just published volume 2: Weapons of Old If you’re hankering for some psychedelic high school fun with a giant side of interdimensional monsters and teen genius hijinks, check out Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! If you want a big ol’ helping of robot vs. wizard pew pew, along with an extra serving of existential philosophy, check out my science fiction series Echo! And don’t forget to leave a positive review for them! Positive reviews—even though they only take a minute or two of your time—are like $1000 tips for us indie authors. Every one of them is SUPER appreciated! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing
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Dirty Sci-Fi Buddha 
It’s impressive to see your reviews on Goodreads and two books on Amazon. Does it still feel like unfinished business getting that much done, or do you give yourself a pat on the back and acknowledge the journey?
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A bit of both. Definitely a pat on the back for being able to write about stuff I wasn’t sure I could do before (third person, first person, both male and female characters, YA, violent sci-fi, humor), but there’s stories I haven’t written yet that feel like unfinished business. However, I no longer feel uncertain about being able to finish them, due to having finished a decent variety of stories at this point.
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