What the Ultimate Fucking Revenge is happening, all you lucky-ass mofos who stumble on the Jackpot Superpower, that of making anyone shit themselves upon your mental command, you start using it against everyone who annoys you (Karens, old men yelling at clouds, culture war enthusiasts, whoever the fuck decided baking oatmeal raisin cookies was a good idea, it’s so insidious because they look like chocolate chip cookies and then you take a bite and it’s NOT it’s fucking NOT but you already took a bite and now you have to finish this SHITTY-ASS COOKIE) and eventually come around to your age-old enemy, the one who never strays from the top of your enemy list, you pave the way for them to become an astronaut, using your shit-yourself powers to deny any interview that leads to any other position while simultaneously making the gatekeepers at NASA consistently shit themselves until they finally offer your enemy astronaut training, the day has come, your fucking foe of old is sealed inside a space-suit thousands of miles above the stratosphere, you reach out and make them fill that suit to the goddamn brim until they’re ugly-crying harder than Will fucking Ferrell at his mid-2000s best—

What in the FUCK!  Jesus Christ, use your shit-yourself powers for the good of humanity, and stick to oppressing degenerates who bake oatmeal raisin cookies!  Fuck!

Anyways, now that I’ve got your attention, let me direct it towards my various-genred books!  First up is my YA fantasy series, the Unbound Realm.  Volume 1 is A Door into Evermoor.  Paperback here: A Door into Evermoor, paperback.  I’ve just published volume 2:  Weapons of Old  If you’re hankering for some psychedelic high school fun with a giant side of interdimensional monsters and teen genius hijinks, check out Kor’Thank:  Barbarian Valley Girl!  If you want a big ol’ helping of robot vs. wizard pew pew, along with an extra serving of existential philosophy, check out my science fiction series Echo!  And don’t forget to leave a positive review for them!  Positive reviews—even though they only take a minute or two of your time—are like $1000 tips for us indie authors.  Every one of them is SUPER appreciated!  #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing

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