What the heli-dick is happening, all you masturbatory fucks who unknowingly get subjected to the same unassailable logic that created Spider Man and suffer a minor wound from your radioactive propeller-hat, the next time you’re jerking it your dick accelerates into a circular blur, holy fucking shit it’s generating enough lift to raise you off the bed, now you’re picking up speed and crashing through the ceiling, before you know it you’re flying into restricted airspace, the Pentagon scrambles jets while you’re WHUP-WHUP-WHUPPING above a military installation, pilots close their eyes, ask God to forgive them, and whisper Fox 3 as they unleash a series of deadly-ass missiles FUCK YOU PROPELLER-HAT THIS IS SUCH A SHITTY WAY TO DIE—

And THAT, my friends, is why you stay the fuck away from radioactive propeller hats!  You never know when that Spider Man logic will kick the fuck in and turn you into an interceptor target!  Fuck!

Anyways, now that I’ve got your attention, let me direct it towards my various-genred books!  First up is my YA fantasy series, the Unbound Realm.  Volume 1 is A Door into Evermoor.  Paperback here: A Door into Evermoor, paperback.  I’ve just published volume 2:  Weapons of Old  If you’re hankering for some psychedelic high school fun with a giant side of interdimensional monsters and teen genius hijinks, check out Kor’Thank:  Barbarian Valley Girl!  If you want a big ol’ helping of robot vs. wizard pew pew, along with an extra serving of existential philosophy, check out my science fiction series Echo!  And don’t forget to leave a positive review for them!  Positive reviews—even though they only take a minute or two of your time—are like $1000 tips for us indie authors.  Every one of them is SUPER appreciated!  #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing

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