What the Sam-Frodo-Gollum love triangle is happening, all you folks who stumble on the Lord of the Rings director-only supercut and straighten up in your seat as you view a Majestic-12-level classified scene where Sam and Frodo are spit-roasting Gollum, ravaging his Ring-shriveled orifices with unabashed enthusiasm causing you to jump up and holler, “I KNEW IT—I FUCKING KNEW IT!” upon which Peter Jackson darkens your door and asks in a low, threatening, voice, “Knew what?  That you wouldn’t live past today?”  You turn and run, trying to scream it’s not a big deal, it’s fucking 2024, but he opens fire with a pair of machine-pistols, shouting that he’s going to rip off your head and shit in the stump—

And THAT, my friends, is why you don’t go looking for definitive proof of what everyone already knows about Sam, Frodo, and Gollum!  Peter Jackson takes no fucking prisoners!

Anyways, now that I’ve got your attention, let me direct it towards my various-genred books!  First up is my YA fantasy series, the Unbound Realm.  Volume 1 is A Door into Evermoor.  Paperback here: A Door into Evermoor, paperback.  I’ve just published volume 2:  Weapons of Old  If you’re hankering for some psychedelic high school fun with a giant side of interdimensional monsters and teen genius hijinks, check out Kor’Thank:  Barbarian Valley Girl!  If you want a big ol’ helping of robot vs. wizard pew pew, along with an extra serving of existential philosophy, check out my science fiction series Echo!  And don’t forget to leave a positive review for them!  Positive reviews—even though they only take a minute or two of your time—are like $1000 tips for us indie authors.  Every one of them is SUPER appreciated!  #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing

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