Kent Wayne

Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)

—

by

DirtySciFiBuddha
in

Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha!  All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing

Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl

Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door into Evermoor.  Get Weapons of Old here:  Weapons of Old  Get Kor’Thank here:  Kor’Thank:  Barbarian Valley Girl.  Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle  Vol.4 on Kindle here:  Vol. 4 on Kindle  Echo Omnibus here:  Echo Omnibus  Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition here:  Combined Edition  Musings, Volume 1 is available here:  Musings, Volume 1  Here’s the miscellaneous gear that I use to try and become an uber-human:  Optimization!  🙂 🙂 😀

Hold on!  I just got approved to be an Amazon affiliate!  If you’re going to buy ANY product from Amazon, and you’d like to support my efforts for absolutely free, then simply click on one of the Echo links I’ve provided—they’ll send you to Echo’s Amazon page—and THEN buy whatever product you wish.  Amazon gives me a small referral fee each time this happens!  In this manner you can support my books, musings, zany ads, or my adventures along the noble path known as The Way of The Man Child WITHOUT spending any more money than you were already going to!  Should you do this, I vow to send you a silent blessing, causing your genitals to adopt the optimum size, shape, smell, and death-ray attachment of choice that paralyzes your enemies with fear and envy!  Entire worlds will bow before your nether parts!  😲💪 😜  #Kindle #KindleUnlimited 

Comments

493 responses to “Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)”

  1. ibarynt Avatar
    ibarynt

    I read this ad in its entirety just today. Those blessings are only for males though, how does that help the females? 🤔😜

    Reply
    1. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
      DirtySciFiBuddha

      I’m not sure…maybe shape some parts into smiley faces or other emojis 🤣

      Reply
      1. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        Seriously shape it? 😆 you can’t come up with something more exotic. 🤪…. smileys and emojis… ewww… I adore them, don’t abuse them.😀

      2. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        I don’t know…I think it would be fun being able to have my genitals be part of a nerd emoji 🥸🤣

      3. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        I wonder what that can be 🤔. Don’t flatter yourself tho 😜, it might not be such a hit ..

      4. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        I’m sure I can spin it into something that will amuse. I always do…😁

      5. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        Oh you amuse enough as it is. But an emoji is over reaching 🫣.

      6. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        You never know…help me put it together, make it look beautiful! 🤣

      7. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        Is that an invitation 🤔. Really beautiful, would require plenty of landscaping I guess 😉.

      8. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        Plenty of hands-on work, so to speak 🤣

      9. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        😂😂😂. The hands may need help.

      10. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        I welcome it! All holes unite! 🤣

      11. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        😱😱… you didn’t…

      12. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        🤣

      13. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        Seriously wondering how that emoji will turn out 😇

      14. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        I’m glad it’s lurking in your imagination! 😂

      15. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        Yup cause I love using them, they add more playfulness 😜

      16. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        Seems like we can combine it with something else you’re interested in–two birds with one stone! 🤣

      17. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        I thought you said 3, so it’s only 2 after all? 🤣

      18. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        Whoops! I meant 3! 3!!! I’m usually a master of teasing, but this might be a case where I get a taste of my own medicine! 🤣

      19. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        That and lack of exposure😉. Meet your (international) country cousin, the mistress of tease🤣🤣.

      20. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        Good to meet you, mistress! Now let’s get busy with the three body-part solution! 😂

      21. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        Why are you in a hurry? We still have to start with the socks, measurements? 😛

      22. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        5.5 inches circumference, 7 in length 🤣

      23. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        Where did you get this random measurement from? 🤔

      24. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        It’s easily verifiable by measuring some hands or a tongue, then comparing everything up close 🤣

      25. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        Too much work, might need sterilization for hygiene purposes, maybe gloves too 🤔😂

      26. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        Maybe you can be my nurse and wipe me down! 😂

      27. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        You know you got to fall ill for that to happen. Maybe we can start choose an illnes game 😅😮

      28. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        Nurse! I’ve bruised my groin in multiple places! I need help! NOW!!! 🤣

      29. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        What rubbish 🤣. Now I can see the delinquent 😂. Sorry, I’m occupied, you might have to wait a long time 😜.

      30. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        I suppose I could just massage myself back to health…but I need pictures to guide me! 🤣

      31. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        Do you need to publicize? What are medical mags for 😜.

      32. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        I need a more personal touch 😏

      33. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        It is just a measurement. Why would you need it personal 😉😇.

      34. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        It’s a secret. But I’m pretty sure you’d enjoy finding out why! 🤣

      35. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        Now I’m dying to know 😂

      36. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        Warning, it can get addictive–make sure you hydrate! 🤣

      37. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        Ehhhh, again bragging 🤣. Hydrated enough, it might go to waste if not used 🫣😋😅.

      38. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        I’m ready to help you put it to use! 😁

      39. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        I’m sure you would. Back to the measurements and whether the sock fits 🤣🤣.

      40. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        You’re obsessed with the sock! What about…the foot? 😏🤣

      41. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        The sock protects and it has to fit well. I don’t know what the foot can do

      42. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        After you massage it for a bit, you might be surprised! 🤣

      43. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        Why should I massage the foot, the foot? 🤣. I wonder if it can live up to the surprise you keep alluding to 😜.

      44. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        I mean…maybe it’s not a foot. Just give it a rub and see what comes out! 🤣

      45. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        Oh believe me I know what this foot without toes is 😅. I wonder if a genie will come out when rubbed 🤣. Can it fulfill wishes?

      46. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        Depends on what your wish is. 😏😂

      47. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        Private island again, so I can get all the massage I want 🤣

      48. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        My massages get pretty addictive–you might not be able to sleep! 🤣

      49. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        I thought you missed this 🤭. I will believe when the wish is granted 😉. I’m beginning to wonder if that delivery is working or you even started the delivery 🤣😂

      50. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        Sometimes WP is erratic with replies or likes, it’s a bit annoying, so I’ll double check every now and then.

        I’ve been a bit busy with self-massages–I’ll have to get on that delivery! 🤣

      51. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        Uggghhh… seriously, you’re saying that here 🙄 🤣. We’ll talk when I see the delivery 😅.

      52. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        I mean…how much delivery do you want to see? 🤣

      53. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        Why? You mean to say you have a truck load 🤔🤣. Over promising much 😂

      54. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        I’ve got multiple loads. There’ll be a lot of cleaning involved! 🤣

      55. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        Bragging much 😅. I have yet to see the goods 🤭🤣. How can I trust there’s so much load? 😝.

      56. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        Oh I deliver on multiple levels. Not only will you see it, you’ll feel it too 😉🤣

      57. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        Your overconfidence 🤦‍♀️. First work on the delivery 🤣. That must not be working, glitches perhaps 😂.

      58. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        Sounds like you’re requesting a delivery to your door! 😉 😂

      59. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        What is delivery for then, if not door delivery 🤣 😜

      60. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        Right to your door! Make sure it’s open wide so I can slide it right in! 🤣

      61. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        You are nuttier than a nut 😅. Don’t count on it, the door could be rusty 😂

      62. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        Just gotta put some lube on it and rub it off. 🤣

      63. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        Don’t forget cobwebs too 😂. You might need tube fulls of lube. The rust has taken years 🤣.

      64. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        I’m not afraid. Just means more rubbing! 🤣

      65. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        Might need more work than you anticipate 😂

      66. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        Or maybe less. Maybe the effect will be immediate! 😏🤣

      67. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        I’m not so sure I should be that confident. You never know what lies underneath 😂.

      68. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        I’m good at figuring things out. Maybe a little investigation is warranted, though 🤣

      69. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        I’m not so sure an investigation would work 🤣

      70. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        It’s worth trying 😏😂

      71. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        Pray how that can happen? Is that delivery or goods crossing the ocean’s? 😅

      72. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        You never know! 😉

      73. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        That’s the safest answer so far 🤣.

      74. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        You want safe? I suspect you like a little trouble trouble…😂

      75. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        You were being safe, not me 😂. So you want to trouble trouble is it? 😅😅

      76. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        I’m always up for a little trouble trouble 😏😂

      77. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        Oooh, let’s trouble trouble then shall we? 🤣

      78. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        How much trouble trouble are you ready for? 😁

      79. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        Are you challenging trouble trouble? 🤣

      80. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        Let’s see how much you got 🤣

      81. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        That’s for me to know and for you to find out 🤣

      82. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        I’m not sure you know either…I think you might need me to help you find out yourself 😏

      83. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        Ahhh so you know what I don’t know, now trouble trouble wants to know what you know 🤣

      84. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        Trouble trouble is still lurking in your mind, eh? 🤣

      85. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        You forgot you’re talking to trouble trouble 🤭. Trouble trouble is always lurking around 🤣

      86. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        Where else is it lurking? Any body parts in particular? 🤣

      87. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        I can’t tell you, where’s the fun in that then 😂. Hide and seek? 🤣

      88. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        Oh I can guess 😉

      89. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        I am not going to ask, I’m scared what you’ll come up with 🤣

      90. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        I’m intrigued by what YOU’D come up with 😏

      91. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        Oooh we’re playing that game is it 🤫. Still for me to know and for you NOT to find out 😂

      92. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        I don’t know…something tells me I could guess pretty accurately…🤣

      93. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        Oooh so now you’re a mind reader not pulling up the e-reader for help are we 😅

      94. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        Do I really need to read your mind? What if it’s already there for me to see? 🤣

      95. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        What? You wouldn’t 🤐.. you’re that eager to see what’s inside🤣, the mind, the mind!

      96. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        Definitely eager to see what’s inside. Why don’t you show me? 🤣

      97. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        Sometimes, sharing is not advisable 🤣

      98. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        What should we do instead? 😁

      99. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        What should we not do? 😅

      100. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        You want to do everything, eh? 🤣

      101. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        What constitutes everything to you 🤔🤪

      102. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        We’ll stop when we get tired 🤣

      103. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        I’m lost here, stop what exactly 😉😂

      104. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        I’m lost as well, I guess we’ll just have to find a way to finish together 🤣

      105. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        Ugghhh you!! 🤣. Already finished? Are we finishing something 🤔🤣

      106. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        I think a better question is WHO is finishing? 🤣

      107. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        Is this a race to see who finishes first or last🤔🤣.

      108. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        I think it’s a race for me to make others finish 🤣

      109. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        Ohh, that’s an unfamiliar race. Where’s the pleasure in coming second 🤣🤣

      110. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        I always like to come second 🤣

      111. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        Guess some rules need changing or change the game? 🤣

      112. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        Nah, I’m fine with coming second. You can go first all you want! 🤣

      113. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        Oh OK, seems like you dislike variety or mix-up, new adventures 😂😂

      114. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        Why, do you want to change up my preference? 🤔🤣

      115. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        Ewww, you know what variety I mean, has nothing to do with preference 😂. You’re not up for playful variety 🤔🤣

      116. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        Bring on the variety! I relish a wide range of flavors! 🤣

      117. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        Don’t be in such a hurry, we might have to sample a few, you know they have to complement each other 😂

      118. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        You’re right–I have a lot of things for you to taste 🤣

      119. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        Sounds like you have everything ready. I need those samples then, where are they😂

      120. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        Open your holes! Ear-holes, I mean 🤣

      121. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        Ewww you are 🤐 🤣. Nothing is closed, you are just slow 🤣

      122. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        Nothing’s closed, eh? Everything’s open for business? 🤣

      123. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        What, you expect business to close? How to survive then. Oh it’s not open for all though🫣 🤣

      124. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        Just for me, eh? 😏🤣

      125. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        Are we ass-u-m(e)ing again? What makes you think it’s just for you 🤫 🤔 😂..

      126. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        I suppose I’ll take what I can get! 🤣

      127. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        You can’t say that 🤫. Exclusive, you know the bard language 🤣

      128. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        The bard language seems to get me quite a bit! 🤣

      129. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        Oooh is it or (am I) rubbing off on you 🫣🤣. We need more bard you think?

      130. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        More bard, and more rubbing! Yes! 🤣

      131. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        We have to brush up on the bard then, not sure about the rubbing 🤣

      132. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        The rubbing is a crucial part! 🤣

      133. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        Too much rubbing – dryness, no? 🤣. There must be alternatives 🤔

      134. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        Dryness is easily addressed. Plenty of products that can help with it! 🤣

      135. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        I assume you have these readily available. That’s the alternative 🤔🤣

      136. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        Gallons of it! HEH heh heh! 🤣

      137. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        Gallons? Where,what you need them for🤔🤣. Do we need so much 🤣

      138. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        It’s quite possible! You should always have extra! 🤣

      139. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        I thought the original one should be enough isn’t it 🤣

      140. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        I have my doubts…🤣

      141. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        What? Are you saying YOU don’t have enough🤔🤣

      142. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        Well I can always produce some more, my body is a fountain! 🤣

      143. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        Don’t make me visualize the fountain 🫣🤣. I’m intrigued how this fountain works 🤣

      144. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        It’s got a series of on off switches that are triggered by tongues! 🤣

      145. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        Tongues? That’s plural. How many tongues does it need? I have only one 🤣

      146. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        Are you volunteering yours?? 🤣

      147. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        Oh oh, did I walk into that one 😅. Are you looking for a volunteer? 🤣

      148. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        After much consideration, I’m happy to inform you that your tongue has been accepted into our program 🤣

      149. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        I wonder how much consideration that took 🤔 but only the tongue accepted, how does that work? 🤣

      150. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        Let’s start with the tongue, then we’ll take the other parts under consideration as well! 😁🤣

      151. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        So many steps to go through. I hope it’s worth it and not a waste of time 🤣

      152. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        I think you won’t be able to stop coming back for more! 🤣

      153. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        I can’t stop or maybe you’d be unable to stop giving 🤔🤣

      154. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        I’m definitely a giver! 🤣

      155. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        Oooh I’m curious what you’ll be giving🤔🤣

      156. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        I come bearing gifts! 🤣

      157. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        Can I peek into those ‘gifts’, plural again? 🤣

      158. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        You like to peek, eh? 👀🤣

      159. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        Wouldn’t you, You like suspense? 🤣

      160. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        I like the full view 🤣

      161. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        Which full view? 🤣

      162. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        I’ll take the front and the rear 😋🤣

      163. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        You don’t leave much of a choice do you 🤣. I thought you’d take out parts 🫣🤣

      164. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        Why would I do that? 😏🤣

      165. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        Because there’s such a thing as fun and frolic 🤣

      166. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        Well I’ll take what I can get 😏🤣

      167. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        You don’t want more? 🤔

      168. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        I’ll always want more. What are you offering? 🤣

      169. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        I think we’ll have to make up a menu 🤣

      170. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        Make it extensive–I want a full course meal! 🤣

      171. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        We have to come up with it together then for a full course 🤣

      172. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        It’s gonna involve big pieces of meat 🤣

      173. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        Oh how big? Should not be too big or it gets wasted 🤭. What about sides? 🤣

      174. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        The meat will be incredibly filling. 😏🤣

      175. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        That I have to see, touch and taste 🤣

      176. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        It’s fragrant and thick. You’ll love it! 🤣

      177. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        You’re so sure I’ll love it. Sample again, please? 🤣 wait, what fragrance 🤔

      178. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        There’s a pleasant natural musk that comes with it 🤣

      179. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        I do like natural. What else is enticing and salivating? 🤣

      180. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        The meat itself is delectable! 🤣

      181. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        So you keep saying. When do I get a taste? 🤣

      182. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        You want a big thick bite, eh? 🤣

      183. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        Are you sure bite? That should not impale you 🤣

      184. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        Maybe a lick, then 🤣

      185. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        You sure just a lick is enough? 🤣

      186. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        If you’re hungry, feel free to do more than lick! 🤣

      187. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        I’m hungry or you are? 🤣 It better be filling and satisfaction guaranteed 🤣

      188. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        You’ll be absolutely stuffed! 🤣

      189. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        The stuffed should not affect the next meal 🤣

      190. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        Don’t worry–you’ll be repeatedly stuffed! 🤣

      191. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        I hope the stuffing is good 🤣

      192. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        The stuffing is delicious! 😋🤣

      193. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        Now you’re being a tease, why can’t I sample? 🤣

      194. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        It would only make you ravenous! 🤣

      195. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        I would think that’s good? You wouldn’t want to curb the appetite 🤣

      196. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        I definitely think it’s good. I enjoy making ladies ravenous! 🤣

      197. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        Sounds like one will be in constant hunger 🤣

      198. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        Gotta feed that need! 🤣

      199. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        I’m wondering, how much feeding is required 🤣

      200. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        Are you insatiable? 🤣

      201. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        Actually I do need to put on some weight 🤣

      202. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        I can help you eat protein! 🤣

      203. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        You supply protein? 🤣

      204. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        I shoot it all over the place! 🤣

      205. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        I thought it requires an input and some aim 🤣

      206. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        I just shoot deep and far! 🤣

      207. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        Hmmm, how far does it go? You’re sure you don’t need to aim? 🤣

      208. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        Nah, I fill it all up and slather it all over, so I hit my mark just by default! 🤣

      209. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        How do you know it fills up? 🤣

      210. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        I guess I don’t. You’ll have to do a thorough case study with me! 🤣

      211. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        Case studies take time. You have time to invest? 🤣

      212. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        Plenty of time. Be thorough! 🤣

      213. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        The thoroughness may need some instructions 🤣

      214. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        I’ll tell you what to say! 🤣

      215. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        Do I need to make notes, I should not forget 🤣

      216. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        You might forget in the moment. I’ll remind you. 😏🤣

      217. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        And who’ll remind you in case you forget, you know lost in the moment 🤣

      218. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        I always remember. 😏🤣

      219. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        Someone needs to multitask 🤣

      220. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        Multitask away! 🤣

      221. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        I’d need help from time to time 🤣

      222. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        An extra hand, so to speak? 🤣

      223. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        Woah, you have an extra hand 🤣

      224. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        I can lend it to you! 🤣

      225. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        For how long can I keep it and when do I expect it? 🤣

      226. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        I’m sure you’ll keep it until you wear it out! 🤣

      227. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        It wears out quickly? 🤣

      228. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        I don’t think it ever will! 🤣

      229. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        You don’t mind a very long term lending? 🤣

      230. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        You have a lot in mind, eh? 🤣

      231. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        You said it won’t wear out, why change 🤣

      232. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        Why indeed! 🤣

      233. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        Unless it does not live up to its promises 🤣

      234. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        It goes beyond promises. It’s magic. It grants wishes 🤣

      235. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        Oh I have so many wishes and I’ve nit seen magic for years 🤣

      236. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        I’ll pull a sausage out of the hat for you! 🤣

      237. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        Oh my gosh 🤣. You’re obsessed with sausage, isn’t there something else 🤣

      238. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        Pickles and eggplants! 🤣

      239. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        Can you compete with the eggplant and pickles, aren’t they a little too small? 🤣

      240. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        We’ll have to get the overgrown ones 🤣

      241. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        They might not be as tasty 🤣

      242. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        Size can make up for taste, can’t it? 🤣

      243. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        🤣 does it? And if it doesn’t? 🤣

      244. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        Just chew some flavored gum! 🤣

      245. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        And what hope it glues to something? 🤣

      246. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        The friction will make it fall off naturally! 🤣

      247. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        Such powerful friction eh, you’re not bragging are you? 🤣

      248. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        I’m sure you want to find out! 🤣

      249. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        What will you do then? 🤣

      250. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        I’d most likely study what you’re doing–I want to remember your reaction! 🤣

      251. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        😱, come on, up your game 🤣

      252. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        You want me to play harder, eh? 🤣

      253. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        Any other ways? 🤣

      254. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        I’ll go as hard as you like! 🤣

      255. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        You know your strength and intensity 🤣

      256. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        I keep cocoa butter nearby just in case. Helps soothe aches and pains! 🤣

      257. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        It does? Which aches and pains 🤣

      258. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        I guess you’ll have to just feel whatever I’m talking about! 🤣

      259. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        You’re teasing with aches and pains, now I’m more curious 🤣. I wonder if you’d feel the same 🤭

      260. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        I enjoy a good ache and some bruises 🤣

      261. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        Bruises too? 😱. My curiosity is peaking 🤣

      262. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        Go ahead and bite! I don’t mind 🤣

      263. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        Be careful, I got sharp teeth, you don’t want red marks 🤣

      264. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        Bring on the red marks! 🤣

      265. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        Don’t get too excited.You’ll need scarves or cover up 🤣

      266. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        No, I like showing them off 🤣

      267. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        I wonder what else you like showing off 🤣

      268. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        I wonder what you’re wondering about 🤣

      269. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        Ask and it shall be given? 🤣

      270. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        What do you ask for? 🤣

      271. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        For the impossible to be possible 🤣

      272. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        Infinite kielbasa? 🤣

      273. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        You’re ready for infinite supply? 🤣

      274. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        Are YOU? 🤣

      275. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        If I am, what about you? 🤣

      276. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        I’ve got enough kielbasa to satisfy your cravings! 🤣

      277. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        What, you’ll always be stocked? 🤣

      278. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        Yep! Lotta kielbasas just hanging around! 🤣

      279. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        Hanging around 😱. Do I need help reaching them 🤣

      280. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        Nope. It’s easily accessible! 🤣

      281. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        I think I got to stretch more for that accessibility 🤣

      282. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        I’ll help stretch you out 🤣

      283. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        As long as you don’t tear it 🤣

      284. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        I’ll give you a good warm up. You’ll get a really good stretch! 🤣

      285. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        And what is included in this warm up? 🤣

      286. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        A lot of moisture! 🤣

      287. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        You seem to like moisture too much 🤣

      288. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        We’re made from water, it’s great stuff! 🤣

      289. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        I guess I need a science class, specifically anatomy 🤣

      290. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        I’m an experienced professor! Guaranteed A+! 🤣

      291. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        Oh my, you’re a professor too. Are you going to make me study very hard 🤣

      292. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        There’ll be a lot of one on one tutoring! 🤣

      293. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        Sounds like you’ve been tutoring too much 🤣

      294. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        Sounds like you haven’t been tutored enough! 🤣

      295. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        😱 🤣… maybe I need refreshers 🤣

      296. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        Vigorous refreshers! 🤣

      297. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        You may have to tone down on the vigorous, if there’s going to be plenty 🤣

      298. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        I’ll try. I don’t think you’ll be able to hold back, though! 🤣

      299. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        Lol. You’re laying it thick. Maybe holding back could be exciting 🤣

      300. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        Nah, don’t hold back 🤣

      301. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        Hey, sometimes slow and steady is good? 🤣

      302. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        Maybe in the beginning, not for long though 🤣

      303. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        Heh heh.. the imagination running riot 🤣

      304. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        Your imagination is pretty active! 🤣

      305. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        Someone has to match yours 🤣. It was brought to life 🤣

      306. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        A lot of mixing, matching, and mashing between our imaginations! 🤣

      307. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        Seems like your imagination has been at play 🤣

      308. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        It’s always fucking around, so to speak 🤣

      309. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        Ahhh well, I have to take you at your word, I wouldn’t know 🫣🤣

      310. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        You’d like to, though! 🤣

      311. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        To know? I bet you would 🤣

      312. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        Oh I’d love to! 🤣

      313. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        I’ve a badass response but have to censor it 🤣.. let’s get to the know part 🤣.

      314. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        To feel is to know! 🤣

      315. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        You’ll help me feel 🤣

      316. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        I can give you lessons! 🤣

      317. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        I’ve been waiting for those lessons 🤣

      318. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        What if you don’t do well? Are you ready for a spanking? 👀🤣

      319. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        I’m sure you’d like me not to do well when there’s punishment involved 🫣🤣

      320. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        Maybe you’d do poorly on purpose! 🤣

      321. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        That depends on what punishment you give 🤣

      322. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        I mean we already mentioned spanking…🤣

      323. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        I thought there’d be a few more besides spanking 🤣

      324. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        Like biting? Scratching? 🤣

      325. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        Yeah those too. I’m sure you’ll come up with a few more, or something new 🤔🤣.

      326. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        I feel like it’s captured your interest! 🤣

      327. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        What do you think? What else you got? 🤣

      328. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        I used to play piano–I’m good with my fingers! 🤣

      329. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        Ooh, I’m curious what else they’re good for 🤣

      330. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        You want me to play you like a piano?🤣

      331. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        Do you think you can find the right keys, chords? 🤣

      332. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        Indeed! I’ll make you sing! 🤣

      333. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        You’d need to fine tune the keys first 🤣

      334. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        I’ll have to root around to make sure everything’s in tune! 🤣

      335. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        It does need a lot of tuning, I hope you have patience 🤣

      336. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        I’ll hit all the right chords! 🤣

      337. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        You sure you don’t need practice first? 🤣

      338. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        You’re right–let me practice on you! 🤣

      339. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        Not rusted are you? 🤣

      340. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        You should check! Be ready to apply lube! 🤣

      341. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        The lube for me or you? 🤣

      342. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        Let’s do both! Cover all the bases! 🤣

      343. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        You better stock up 🤣

      344. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        You’ll be slick and slippery! 🤣

      345. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        That’ll depend on the supply 🤣

      346. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        I aim on drenching you! 🤣

      347. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        I’m curious about the ‘aim’ whether it works 🤣

      348. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        Not much aim needed, actually–there’s a ton of spraying! 🤣

      349. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        Like the toy jet sprays 🤣

      350. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        Looking forward to my spray? 🤣

      351. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        I’m not sure but I’m curious about the spray 🤣

      352. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        You want to feel it on you? 🤣

      353. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        Somethings have to be felt to believe? 🤣. You like this ‘feeling’ isn’t it 🤣

      354. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        I think you’d like it as well! 🤣

      355. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        Who doesn’t like to feel. How do I get this feeling 🤔🤣

      356. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        Practice with kielbasas 🤣

      357. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        Are they your favorite 🤔🤣

      358. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        I just want you to be prepared 🤣

      359. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        Groundwork laid out 🤣

      360. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        I’ll lay out more than the groundwork 😏🤣

      361. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        You will dig then pave too? 🤣

      362. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        There will be a lot of jackhammering! 🤣

      363. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        Sounds like too much hammering, are you sure there’s no destruction 🤣

      364. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        Nothing a good night’s sleep won’t fix. But I wonder if you wouldn’t want more jackhammering throughout the night! 🤣

      365. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        Oh you wild nut 🤣. Depends on the size of the hammer 🤣

      366. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        It’s a kielbasa-sized, kielbasa-shaped hammer! 🤣

      367. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        Now I know what to gift you…kielbasa wrapped in…. it seems to be your favorite 🤣

      368. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        Gift it to yourself! 🤣

      369. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        I don’t mind but I doubt it compares to the real 🤣

      370. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        It definitely doesn’t. Maybe warm it up and fill it with cream? 🤣

      371. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        Oh gosh 🤣. But I don’t like cream 🤣 and why warm? 🤣

      372. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        My cream is special! You’ll love it! 🤣

      373. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        How will I know how special it is 🤣

      374. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        I’ll make funny noises–that’s your confirmation! 🤣

      375. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        Not Mac and cheese 🤣

      376. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        YOU will make the mac and cheese noises! 🤣

      377. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        I will 🤔 I cannot imagine 🤣

      378. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        Shlorpa-shlorp shlorp! 🤣

      379. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        Oh you nut 🤣 you make those noises huh 🤣

      380. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        We’ll both make them 😏🤣

      381. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        Not the Mac and cheese ones, hopefully 🤣

      382. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        It’s going to sound like a mac and cheese tornado 🤣

      383. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        You can make a tornado too, not just quake? 🤣

      384. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        It’ll end with a big juicy flood 🤣

      385. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        Oh my gosh, flood too? What can you not do? 🤣

      386. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        Sometimes, I’m unable to summon two floods in a row 🤣

      387. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        Otherwise it happens? 😱 You must be a god. 🤣

      388. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        I mean, I have been called that in the heat of the moment…🤣

      389. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        Hahaha! I knew you’d say that. There is heat as well? 🤣

      390. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        Heat, moisture, friction…it’s a trifecta! 🤣

      391. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        Sounds like you can cause a volcanic eruption 🫣🤣

      392. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        I am pretty hot 🤣

      393. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        I don’t want to melt then 🤣

      394. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        You’ll definitely leak 🤣

      395. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        How do we stop that? 🤣

      396. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        Should I plug it? 🤣

      397. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        😱, not sure that’ll work 🤣

      398. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        Let’s give it a try! 🤣

      399. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        Lol! Tell me how that works 🤣

      400. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        You have to participate. Remember who’s getting plugged 🤣

      401. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        Nut! 🤣 I wonder if it’s as easy as you make it sound 🤣

      402. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        Getting plugged? It may be tight and uncomfortable at first…🤣

      403. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        🤣😱 you like tight? 🤣

      404. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        Tight is great! 🤣

      405. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        I’m wondering if there are alternative plugging 🤣

      406. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        You want to be plugged in multiple places? 🤣

      407. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        🤫🤣 I’m not sure what multiple places. I’m wondering if the main thing would plug well 🤣

      408. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        You’re looking forward to the main plug, eh? 🤣

      409. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        🤫. If that doesn’t work nothing else will work 🤣

      410. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        We could try plugging alternatives, just to be sure 🤣

      411. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        Which alternatives? Would they be better than the real one? 🤣

      412. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        We could plug them in a rhythm: bloop bloop…bloop-bloop! 🤣

      413. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        Oh you crazy nut 🤣. You’re peaking my curiosity, sound effects too 🤣

      414. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        Start with stirring the mac n cheese, do it faster and faster, than rhythmically slap your thigh and accompany it with grunting 🤣

      415. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        That is a lot of details to follow, why so complicated? 🤣

      416. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        Maybe you could try playing some moist bagpipes 🤣

      417. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        Oh my goodness, where can I get moist bagpipes? 🤣

      418. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        You want my bagpipe? I’ll moisten it for you! 🤣

      419. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        You’re giving it away? 🤣

      420. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        You can have it free of charge! 🤣

      421. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        Oh my gosh, that’s so generous of you. How will you deliver? 🤣

      422. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        I will deliver it vigorously and forcefully! 🤣

      423. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        🫣 the force and vigor should not damage it 🤣

      424. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        I think it will do the opposite–awaken and rejuvenate! 🤣

      425. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        Rejuvenation is good for skin 🤣

      426. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        I’ll rejuvenate everything, inside and out! 🤣

      427. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        It helps dryness? 🤣

      428. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        Do you need to be moistened? 🤣

      429. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        Extra moisturizing is always welcome 🤣

      430. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        I will happily moisturize you! 🤣

      431. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        Obviously it can’t be done in a sad manner 🤣

      432. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        What about in a frantic and aggressive manner? 🤣

      433. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        You can make that a possibility too? 🤣

      434. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        I feel like you’ll match my franticness and aggressiveness 🤣

      435. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        Your imagination is running riot 🤣

      436. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        Isn’t yours? 🤣

      437. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        I am very simple 🤣

      438. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        Animalistic? 🤣

      439. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        What? How did you read animalistic from simple? 🤣

      440. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        Aren’t animals simple? 🤣

      441. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        You say I’m a simple animal? 🤣

      442. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        At certain times, yes 😏🤣

      443. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        What? And at other times?

      444. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        Other times, you lie about it and say you’re not 🤣

      445. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        How do you know I lie? I am such an innocent 🤣

      446. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        Are you, though? 🤔🤣

      447. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        You want me to convince you of my angelic attributes? 🤣

      448. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        Will you be on your knees? 🤣

      449. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        🫣🫣… folded hands 🤣

      450. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        Get on your knees, fold your hands in your lap, and I’ll take care of the rest 🤣

      451. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        Oh I thought you want me with folded hands 🤣

      452. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        You can do what you want with your hands 😏🤣

      453. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        Oh, so you don’t want my hands folding….🤣

      454. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        You can start out that way if you want 🤣

      455. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        Oooh you’re saying I have a head start 🤣

      456. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        If you want to start with the head, that’s fine by me 🤣

      457. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        I guess we’d have to sample what works best 🤣

      458. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        Sample away! 🤣

      459. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        I’m ready but where is it? 🤣

      460. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        You’re thirsting for it, eh? 🤣

      461. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        Am I thirsty or curious? you’re quenching the thirst? 🤣

      462. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        I’ll quench you repeatedly 🤣

      463. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        You won’t run out or dry out? 🤣

      464. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        I’ll recharge in my sleep! 🤣

      465. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        I wonder how much that works 🤣

      466. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        You’ll have to drain me to find out 🤣

      467. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        What? Drain you and then fill you up again 🤣

      468. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        Do it with your mouth! 🤣

      469. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        😱 that is so demanding 🤣

      470. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        I can demand a lot more 🤣

      471. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        I can take a wild guess what those demands could be 🤣

      472. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        Shlorpa-shlorp-shlorp! Stir the mac and cheese! 🤣

      473. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        The mac and cheese is giving me ideas 🤣

      474. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        Put your ear up to it as you stir it, so you can really drink in the sound 🤣

      475. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        Oh my goodness. Why drink the sound when it can something else 🤣

      476. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        What do you want to drink? 🤣

      477. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        I don’t think you offer variety 🤣

      478. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        You’re right. It’s just straight vanilla 🤣

      479. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        I wonder if we can add some toppings 🤣

      480. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        You want to be a topping? Get on top! 🤣

      481. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        What? I didn’t say that 😱🤣. But you’d like it huh 🤣

      482. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        It would be a great ride 🤣

      483. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        Do I need riding lessons? 🤣

      484. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        I can give you riding lessons 🤣

      485. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        You know how to tame wild …? 🤣

      486. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        I’ll let you buck and thrash for a bit. I enjoy the wildness 🤣

      487. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        Scratching and clawing not withstanding 🤣

      488. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        Oops that sounds bad doesn’t it 😬 🤦‍♀️

      489. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        🤣

      490. ibarynt Avatar
        ibarynt

        😛

  2. T!el Fajardo Avatar
    T!el Fajardo

    Wait, what did just happen here? 🙃

    Reply

Leave a Reply

Discover more from Kent Wayne

Subscribe now to keep reading and get access to the full archive.

Continue reading