What the unappreciated penis is happening, all you meat-packers who are slinging a decent-sized hog, only to have the other star-quarterback wieners and mean-girl scrotums laugh at it, call it a nerd and a dork causing your persecuted dick to sob and swear vengeance until one day it snaps and goes full Bonerzilla, destroying legions of measuring tapes with its coke-can-sized wrath and widening out vajeens and b-holes holy fucking shit fire hydrants look on with awestruck gazes and parted fucking lips—
And THAT, my friends, is why you never make fun of the shy-looking womb-hammer that’s brooding in the corner! You never know when he’ll go from geeky Peter Parker to deathrage-fueled Spider-Man! Goddamn!
Anyways, now that I’ve got your attention, let me direct it towards my various-genred books! First up is my YA fantasy series, the Unbound Realm. Volume 1 is A Door into Evermoor. I’ve just published volume 2: Weapons of Old If you’re hankering for some psychedelic high school fun with a giant side of interdimensional monsters and teen genius hijinks, check out Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! If you want a big ol’ helping of robot vs. wizard pew pew, along with an extra serving of existential philosophy, check out my science fiction series Echo! And don’t forget to leave a positive review for them! Positive reviews—even though they only take a minute or two of your time—are like $1000 tips for us indie authors. Every one of them is SUPER appreciated! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing
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Kent Wayne 
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