What the Death Cum is happening, all my fellow doo-bee-doo-bee-doers who’re doo-bee-doo-bee-doing down the sidewalk when suddenly everyone around you starts gibbering and snarling like meth’d-out Gollums, it takes you a hot fucking second to realize this is a no-shit invasion by malicious demons they’re galloping toward you on all fours, crawling along walls, leaping from hydrants and cars and high-rise windows, shit only one thing left to do OUT-DEMON THE DEMONS so you start jerking or flicking it and quickly bring yourself to a mind-melting climax, now you’re spasming and shrieking more intensely than your foes, your eyes roll back as you lean into your gasm then an earth-shaking roar pours from your mouth, blurring the air and shattering glass for dozens of miles in every direction RUAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH the demons are in full retreat, whimpering like puppies as they flee your terrifying presence—

THAT, my friends, is why you go all out with your jerking/flicking!  Gotta level up that Infernal Roar, in case you need to scare off some piece o’ shit hellspawn!

Anyways, now that I’ve got your attention, let me direct it towards my various-genred books!  First up is my YA fantasy series, the Unbound Realm.  Volume 1 is A Door into Evermoor.  I’ve just published volume 2:  Weapons of Old  If you’re hankering for some psychedelic high school fun with a giant side of interdimensional monsters and teen genius hijinks, check out Kor’Thank:  Barbarian Valley Girl!  If you want a big ol’ helping of robot vs. wizard pew pew, along with an extra serving of existential philosophy, check out my science fiction series Echo!  And don’t forget to leave a positive review for them!  Positive reviews—even though they only take a minute or two of your time—are like $1000 tips for us indie authors.  Every one of them is SUPER appreciated!  #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing

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