What the death-hole is happening, all you doom-bringers who throw your friend a knowing look, tell em, “check this out,” and accidentally cut loose with a dimension-warping beefer, their eyes widen in horror before they deconstruct into a blurry quantum haze, you scream NOOOO but it’s too damn late because your ass makes Gimli’s horn-blowing sound like a minuscule gerbil-queef, streets break and ripple like waves, rows of windows explode into shards, innocent citizens turn inside out, rendered into nightmarish blobs of organs and bones in the blink of an eye, high-rises topple and snap like kindling, miles above in an orbiting shuttle, astronauts observe in horrified awe, reflexively whispering the Lord’s Prayer as a gigantic fault-line runs up your continent and breaks it apart into two distinct land masses—

And THAT, my friends, is why you squeak it out a bit at a time—reality can’t handle your unholy emissions!

Anyways, now that I’ve got your attention, let me direct it towards my various-genred books!  First up is my YA fantasy series, the Unbound Realm.  Volume 1 is A Door into Evermoor.  I’ve just published volume 2:  Weapons of Old  If you’re hankering for some psychedelic high school fun with a giant side of interdimensional monsters and teen genius hijinks, check out Kor’Thank:  Barbarian Valley Girl!  If you want a big ol’ helping of robot vs. wizard pew pew, along with an extra serving of existential philosophy, check out my science fiction series Echo!  And don’t forget to leave a positive review for them!  Positive reviews—even though they only take a minute or two of your time—are like $1000 tips for us indie authors.  Every one of them is SUPER appreciated!  #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing

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