What the fuck-shlorp is happening, all you shlorpy shlurpy enthusiasts who are truly digging the shloppylicious audio/tactile accompaniment that comes with a shlippery-shlidey orifice but you take it a step too far in the middle of doggy style and start singing the bridge from Adam Sandler’s catchy-as-hell tune “Lunchlady Land,” belting out, “SLOPPY JOE, SLOPPY SLOPPY JOE YEAH—”

What.  The FUCK.  The LAST thing your partner wants is to hear a super catchy jingle (watch the part where he sings sloppy joe, it is RIDICULOUSLY catchy) that celebrates their commitment to shlorpin’ and shloppin’!  Shut the fuck up and enjoy it in silence!

Anyways, now that I’ve got your attention, let me direct it towards my various-genred books!  First up is my YA fantasy series, the Unbound Realm.  Volume 1 is A Door into Evermoor.  I’ve just published volume 2:  Weapons of Old  If you’re hankering for some psychedelic high school fun with a giant side of interdimensional monsters and teen genius hijinks, check out Kor’Thank:  Barbarian Valley Girl!  If you want a big ol’ helping of robot vs. wizard pew pew, along with an extra serving of existential philosophy, check out my science fiction series Echo!  And don’t forget to leave a positive review for them!  Positive reviews—even though they only take a minute or two of your time—are like $1000 tips for us indie authors.  Every one of them is SUPER appreciated!  #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing

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