What the dick-ridge is happening, all you meat-wielders who are got-damn proud of your over-prominent ridge at the base of your glans, allowing you to fuck hither and thither whilst enjoying the plunger-like properties of your extra-shlorpy peen, only to have it catch on a tangle of demon-like tentacles that flow out of the orifice like a motherfucking stage-magic napkin followed by a string of matryoshka dolls that start popping open and releasing tiny little soldiers that rappel toward your wiener aggressively shouting stuff like go-team-go—

And THAT, my friends, is why you never hook up with a hole-savvy prankster!  You never know when they’ll rig their insides with a David Blaine-worthy gauntlet of traps and countermeasures!  Among us seasoned Man Whores, we like to say that “ridge is a privilege!”  (I might be exaggerating, I might be the only one who says that). 

Anyways, now that I’ve got your attention, let me direct it towards my various-genred books!  First up is my YA fantasy series, the Unbound Realm.  Volume 1 is A Door into Evermoor.  I’ve just published volume 2:  Weapons of Old  If you’re hankering for some psychedelic high school fun with a giant side of interdimensional monsters and teen genius hijinks, check out Kor’Thank:  Barbarian Valley Girl!  If you want a big ol’ helping of robot vs. wizard pew pew, along with an extra serving of existential philosophy, check out my science fiction series Echo!  And don’t forget to leave a positive review for them!  Positive reviews—even though they only take a minute or two of your time—are like $1000 tips for us indie authors.  Every one of them is SUPER appreciated!  #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing

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