What the porn-rage is going on, all you frustrated meat-beaters/bean-flickers who scroll furiously through all the sites looking for some regular ol’ fucking that doesn’t involve snowy white beards, fuzzy red caps, or any of that other shit that doesn’t belong in a goddamn porn but there’s no escape, Christmas meatings have flooded the entire internet, my god there should be a mothershitting edict against widening holes while dressed up as Santa or one of his stupid fucking elves, and while we’re on the subject you damn well know those sweatshop-bound halflings are meth’d up 24/7 because how else would they run that shady-ass operation which is why they should never, EVER be made to fuck like in these online orgies because they’d prolly gluk a cock with hurricane-force and at the very least damage the root or give you a handy that would melt the skin right off your—

What the FUCK!  Quit complaining about holiday porn—it’s American as hell, goddammit!  Plus it’s a welcome break from milfs getting stuck in dryers and fences—that shit is ridiculous!!!

Anyways, now that I’ve got your attention, let me direct it towards my various-genred books!  First up is my YA fantasy series, the Unbound Realm.  Volume 1 is A Door into Evermoor.  I’ve just published volume 2:  Weapons of Old  If you’re hankering for some psychedelic high school fun with a giant side of interdimensional monsters and teen genius hijinks, check out Kor’Thank:  Barbarian Valley Girl!  If you want a big ol’ helping of robot vs. wizard pew pew, along with an extra serving of existential philosophy, check out my science fiction series Echo!  And don’t forget to leave a positive review for them!  Positive reviews—even though they only take a minute or two of your time—are like $1000 tips for us indie authors.  Every one of them is SUPER appreciated!  #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing

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