What the dick-dirt is happening, all you squalid filthy nasties who’ve decided to emulate those culted-up celebrities in Hollywood and only shower once a week, only to discover a tiny colony of evolving hominids has sprung up around the root and the frenulum, holy shit they’re riding dinosaurs and waging wars what the fuck they’ve got cities with ziggurats now they’re fighting each other using psychically powered magic crystal artillery their AI has infiltrated your entire body and made you a slave to their tiny alien whims—

Jesus Christ, how fucking hard is it to wash your damn womb-hammer?  You’ve put everyone at risk with your penile civilization!  God fucking damn!

Anyways, now that I’ve got your attention, let me direct it towards my various-genred books!  First up is my YA fantasy series, the Unbound Realm.  Volume 1 is A Door into Evermoor.  I’ve just published volume 2:  Weapons of Old  If you’re hankering for some psychedelic high school fun with a giant side of interdimensional monsters and teen genius hijinks, check out Kor’Thank:  Barbarian Valley Girl!  If you want a big ol’ helping of robot vs. wizard pew pew, along with an extra serving of existential philosophy, check out my science fiction series Echo!  And don’t forget to leave a positive review for them!  Positive reviews—even though they only take a minute or two of your time—are like $1000 tips for us indie authors.  Every one of them is SUPER appreciated!  #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing

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