What the brain-glitch is happening, all you folks who are conversing pleasantly at Thanksgiving dinner, when suddenly, in the depths of your noggin, the hamster-on-the-wheel that serves as your filter seizes up and dies, causing you to blurt out that bleached assholes taste slightly better than original recipe, followed by in-depth explanations of wack-ass sex moves like the Chewbacca, the Bird Feeder, the Kentucky Klondike Bar, the Alligator Fuckhouse, the—

Whoa whoa WHOA!  Hold the fucking phone!  THAT, my friends, is why you bring a spare brain-hamster to Thanksgiving dinner!  Nobody wants you to reel off some shit from urbandictionary dot com!  Goddamn!

Anyways, now that I’ve got your attention, let me direct it towards my various-genred books!  First up is my YA fantasy series, the Unbound Realm.  Volume 1 is A Door into Evermoor.  I’ve just published volume 2:  Weapons of Old  If you’re hankering for some psychedelic high school fun with a giant side of interdimensional monsters and teen genius hijinks, check out Kor’Thank:  Barbarian Valley Girl!  If you want a big ol’ helping of robot vs. wizard pew pew, along with an extra serving of existential philosophy, check out my science fiction series Echo!  And don’t forget to leave a positive review for them!  Positive reviews—even though they only take a minute or two of your time—are like $1000 tips for us indie authors.  Every one of them is SUPER appreciated!  #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing

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