What the doctor’s nub is happening, all you meat-wielders who’re absentmindedly waiting atop the medical table, clad in an open-backed robe whilst your feet swing carelessly to and fro, suddenly you realize it’s cold as hell and your piece has shriveled to the size of a baby acorn, you can’t let that be a matter of record so you start flogging it in a desperate attempt to make it look a bit more respectable but the doc takes you by surprise, bangs open the door and screams “What are you DOING???  Take pictures for visual evidence so we can lock this deviant up and throw away the key!”  Much to your horror, nurses dynamically enter the room like a mortification-focused SWAT team and start snapping away with their high-res phones, capturing your thimble-sized cock as it attempts to retreat into your abdominal cavity while you sob, “No—STOP!  FOR THE LOVE OF GOD AND ALL THAT’S HOLY—”

And THAT, my friends, is why you make your tugging discreet and deniable!  Don’t wait until the doc kicks in the door and points and laughs!  Jesus Christ!

Anyways, now that I’ve got your attention, let me direct it towards my various-genred books!  First up is my YA fantasy series, the Unbound Realm.  Volume 1 is A Door into Evermoor.  I’ve just published volume 2:  Weapons of Old  If you’re hankering for some psychedelic high school fun with a giant side of interdimensional monsters and teen genius hijinks, check out Kor’Thank:  Barbarian Valley Girl!  If you want a big ol’ helping of robot vs. wizard pew pew, along with an extra serving of existential philosophy, check out my science fiction series Echo!  And don’t forget to leave a positive review for them!  Positive reviews—even though they only take a minute or two of your time—are like $1000 tips for us indie authors.  Every one of them is SUPER appreciated!  #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing

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