What the cock-smack is happening, all you wiener-slingers who’ve had your meat slapped against a tongue causing you to chuckle confidently and be like heh heh cool, but then it graduates into a light smack with the palms or fingers and you’re like ouch but you don’t say anything because you don’t want to ruin the mood, the next thing you know it graduates into a missile-like strike against your unsuspecting junk and you react with a desperate AHGODNO and curl into a fetal position cupping your imperiled genitalia as it flinches and yelps like a beaten dog while you burst into a fit of involuntary sobs—

And THAT, my friends, is why you communicate your goddamn sexual preferences!  Tongue, fine!  Superman punch to the base of the shaft, NO!

Anyways, now that I’ve got your attention, let me direct it towards my various-genred books!  First up is my YA fantasy series, the Unbound Realm.  Volume 1 is A Door into Evermoor.  I’ve just published volume 2:  Weapons of Old  If you’re hankering for some psychedelic high school fun with a giant side of interdimensional monsters and teen genius hijinks, check out Kor’Thank:  Barbarian Valley Girl!  If you want a big ol’ helping of robot vs. wizard pew pew, along with an extra serving of existential philosophy, check out my science fiction series Echo!  And don’t forget to leave a positive review for them!  Positive reviews—even though they only take a minute or two of your time—are like $1000 tips for us indie authors.  Every one of them is SUPER appreciated!  #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing

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