As teenage Kent, I know this is not where I’m supposed to be.  I’m supposed to be a muscled-up Man Whore, not a bullied high school senior.

“Check it out!” my nerd-friend Chauncey wheeze-whines.  “Hunter Brody’s letterman jacket!  He left it behind on the bench!”

I throw a furtive glance to either side.  “Anyone else in the locker room?”

“Just us,” he replies.  “Why?  What’re you gonna do?”

“That asshole keeps bullying me because his mom gives me fuck-eyes,” I growl.  “I can’t help it if I’m a goddamn milf magnet.  Watch the door.”

Chauncey jogs to the door.  I whip out my cock and start jerking it into the jacket.  Pockets, collar, fucking everywhere.  Fap-fap-fap-HNNGH!  Fap-fap-fap-HNNGH!

“I see them coming!” Chauncey calls.

“Almost—HNNGH!—done!”  I flex my PC muscles and deposit a giant load into a sleeve.  “All right, let’s get the hell out of here!”

But right as we try to bustle away, Hunter and his entourage push us back in.  “Whoa, where you going, Wayne?  Your hair looks a little dry—think it’s time for a moisturizing swirly.”

I throat-jab a goon, nut-kick another, and scream, “Run, Chauncy!”  He manages to slip free and wheeze-whine away, but the other two goons pin my arms behind my back.

“You’re dead, Wayne.”  Hunter gives me a douche-bag smile.  “But before I forget, Imma grab my jacket.”

Despite my 100% guaranteed impending doom, I can’t help but smile as his anguished cry erupts from the locker room:  “I.  Have.  CUM ON ME!  AHHHHH!!!”

The next thing I know, he’s charging toward me with pure murder written across his face.  No options left.  I rip an arm free, reach into my pocket, and open my eReader to a Kent Wayne novel, activating its mind-boggling reality distortion powers.  Magic flash.

As muscles fill out my bony frame, my penis expresses a guttural growl, snaking down my leg and tucking into my sock.  At the same time, Hunter’s hot-ass mom runs up the hall, beholding me in a mixture of wonder and awe.

“He’s finally legal!” she breathes.  “You just aged decades in less than a day!  How did you do it?”

I flex my pc muscles a couple of times, sending a rippling wave through the cock-bulge entwined around my thigh and calf.  “Best leave now.”  I eye Hunter and his shaken goons.  “Unless you want to die via rapid-fire mushroom-stamp.”

The goons take off as I throw Hunter’s mom a cocky (pardon the pun) smile.  “I’m sure you’ve heard that saying about gift horses.  What happens next is up to you.”

She flies into my arms, licking my face like it holds the secrets to life and existence.  As my wiener goes Hulk and starts ripping through my trousers, Hunter tearfully queries, “Mom?  MOM!”  He clutches the air like Darth Vader in the third shitty prequel and screams, “NOOOOOOO!!!”

OH yeah!  Kent Wayne wins again!  HEH heh heh!

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