Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)

Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha!  All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl!  #WritingCommunity

Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl

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22 responses to “Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)”

    1. Thanks for the reblog!

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  1. All words are made up. Shakespeare did it all the time.

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  2. All words are made up, like Nidavellir.

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      1. my spectrum wants to pick up johnsons first dicktionary and slap you with it! To show you that the man created the word bible so he could stop signing through dialects for all those things that are universal! long gone are the acceptability cave buddah for bashing on the head and taking to caves or signing for food!Words imply civilisation, i prefer the picture book versions of other countries but basically you all needed a listing to remember the difference between an aubergine and a courgette!

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      2. Pick up MY dicktionary! 🤣

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      3. lol, now stop distracting me i am meant to be writing! if i am notat 10000 words by the weekend i will be grumpy do, not forget male gaze email events and i do not mean peeping tom through the window either! lol😈

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      4. I think you like being distracted! 😏

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      5. I slither round it like a serpant, in love and kindness, sniffing the air and taking it in with hugs….hoping to take in something big! Or granting someone good my father, the lord dupliated for his protection! 😈🍄 you like taht level of attention!

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      6. I definitely like being worshipped! 😏

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      7. not as much worshipped but eaten, aura and all! So sensorally bound it is rediculous, immaculousy as a lifestyle choice is a lot more complicated this side of the sensory barrier!

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      8. I think you might find yourself wanting to worship–I tend to bring that out! 😏

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      9. Depends there is only one person that activates my demon, and when he transfered i raised the angel at my feet!

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  3. Indian summer evening! you should look outside the sky is beautiful…oh yeh you do not check until tomorrow!

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  4. As an actual valley girl (grew up in L.A.), absurdical is a perfectly legitimate word. Rolls off the tongue.

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    1. Thank you! Man, I WISH I grew up in LA! I now have a deep-rooted aversion to the Midwest and east coast. Mosquitos and snow, no thanks! 😅

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  5. Well next life, just pack your bags and set off with your knowledge, if we can find a %age to save your world! I want to live somewhere hot, with a jetty, cabin and a rough rugged caveman!

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    1. One who frequents the hallways! 😏

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      1. Not in this lifetime, someone else must be beneffitting from my expressions! probably the ;ittle freudster i just took the arms and legs off!😈

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      2. one who frequents, my world from morning to evening! passion love and respect for the next twenty years! all you can eat icecream and short, spicy drinks with ice tea and me in a bath of icecubes on a hot day! hot tub full cerveza’s chilling in a bucket and the kids locked in tech..who will ever notice…sign my husband in! service requested!

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  6. After i have killed off those miss using the system to delete their man of wests,,,,another body for temperence!

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