Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)

Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha!  All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl!  #WritingCommunity

Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl

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7 thoughts on “Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)

  1. airbourne kiss! seems a bit dangerous, did you run it by health and safety! i reckon it could lead to you docking in mid flight and terrorising the mile high club, now are you parachuting or got wings on your shoes, a jetpak cause i think if you use your magic flash landing instantly on a desert island i would be on you like a rash! lol

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  2. Who said handsy, goddess levels comes in handy i reckon i could seat you in 2 seconds, tickling the nape of your neck, rolling round kissing the back of your neck and adding the cuffs! Candles at the ready suctioning under your ear, rolling down to your nipple! slight slip of the tongue, nibble above your thigh and a mark on your….inner thigh! lol investing time in coaxing you to break free and letting me run my hands…through yout hair!

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  3. Okay! calm down last time i read you still wrote in english, apart from your turretts of teen anxst, which i love editing is completed by your chosen expressive style and the spelland grammer check on word!….Breathe i will write you one! which i have ignore the rant of my email, medical professional! magic flash, exhaserbate my new found purr-sonality! 👴🏻 🖕🏼 💦 lol

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