Get yer copy of Echo and download you some Strained Brains Podcast! (And leave a positive review for them as well!) :)

What the unexpected sexclamation is going on, all my fellow lovemakers who were just as surprised and amused as I was when Sasha Grey yelled out “Fuck me with your stupid dick!” in the throes of passion?  (I laughed for like five minutes straight).  This is just an afternoon reminder to grab yerselves a copy of Echo and download you some episodes of the Strained Brains podcast!  (And to leave a positive review for them as well!  🙂 )  Just to allay your fears: neither Echo nor my podcast are about blurting some shit we all WISH we could say in the middle of coitus, but we’re too damn afraid because we place the genitals on a pedestal.  No way bro-bags!  Echo’s all about cyborg super-soldiers, dark socioeconomic commentary, robo-beast monsters, and beautiful future wizards!  Also, if you’ve read any of my books, please remember to leave a positive review for them on Amazon.  Amazon reviews only takes a minute of your time, and you don’t need to have made a “verified purchase” in order to make them; you only need an Amazon account (in case you read my stuff through Kindle Unlimited or other means).  To give you an idea of how sexy-tongued amazing positive Amazon reviews are to us indie authors, imagine this:  you’re in the throes of inexplicable depression, masturbating sadly along to Skid Row’s classic power ballad “I Remember You,” when suddenly young Clint Eastwood busts through your door, slaps you across the face, and smacks two enchanted revolvers into your mitts.  Before you can so much as voice a WTF, a 2-ton Labrador crashes through the ceiling and noses you onto its back.  You go charging into the sunset, firing blasts of symbol-threaded magic out from your scroll-worked six-shooters, shouting classic eighties one-liners as you mow down charging mobs of evil Insectoids.  YES!  See, that rush of come-get-you-some you’d experience atop a big ol’ goof-dog whilst wielding a pair of dragon-scale pistols is EXACTLY what we indie author/podcasters feel when we get a positive review on Amazon or iTunes!  So do your favorite indie author/podcaster (and perennial Man Child) Kent Wayne a hi-yo-pew-pew favor and leave him a positive review on the ’Zons or the ’Tunes!  Thank You All and have a Good and Chill Night!!!  🙂 🙂 😀

Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle  Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition here:  Combined Edition  If you wanna hear me babble on about anything and everything, and strain my FREAKIN’ BRAIN, then here’s a link to my podcast:  Strained Brains!  It is on iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, and Google Play!  Please give it a listen and a five-star review!  Here’s the miscellaneous gear that I use to try and become an uber-human:  Optimization, and last but not least, my buddy Jumar Balacy has made a supercool microsite at kentwaynebrain.com!  Go check out his computer-based wizardry  🙂 🙂 😀

Hold on!  I just got approved to be an Amazon affiliate!  If you’re going to buy ANY product from Amazon, and you’d like to support my efforts for absolutely free, then simply click on one of the Echo links I’ve provided—they’ll send you to Echo’s Amazon page—and THEN buy whatever product you wish.  Amazon gives me a small referral fee each time this happens!  In this manner you can support my books, musings, podcast, zany ads, or my adventures along the noble path known as The Way of The Man Child WITHOUT spending any more money than you were already going to!  Should you do this, I vow to send you a silent blessing, causing your genitals to adopt the optimum size, shape, smell, and death-ray attachment of choice that paralyzes your enemies with fear and envy!  Entire worlds will bow before your nether parts!  😲💪 😜