Get yer copy of Echo and download you some Strained Brains! (And leave a positive review for them as well!) :)

What the old boxing glove is going on, my fellow folks who’ve decided to dip their toe in a little pugilistic punch n’ parry, then caught a whiff of some stank-ass mitt that’s become a concentrated breeding factory for Evil after housing a schweaty fist that’s spent a giant percentage of its existence in noses, butts, and on wiener skins?  This is just an afternoon reminder to grab yerselves a copy of Echo and download you some episodes of the Strained Brains podcast!  (And to leave a positive review for them as well!  🙂 )  Don’t worry, my hygienically-minded friends:  neither Echo nor my podcast are about that horrid stench that arises from old sparring equipment!  No way, dude-faces!  Echo’s all about cyborg shooter guys, robo-beast monsters, and beautiful-ass future wizards!  Also, if you’ve read any of my books, please remember to leave a positive review for them on Amazon.  Amazon reviews only takes a minute of your time, and you don’t need to have made a “verified purchase” in order to make them; you only need an Amazon account (in case you read my stuff through Kindle Unlimited or other means).  To give you an idea of how orgasmically amazing positive Amazon reviews are to us indie authors, imagine this:  the goddamn enforcers from Adulting Academy have finally caught up with you after a high speed chase in which two of their cars have flipped the fuck over and you defeated twenty of their thralls in a spectacular display of hand-to-hand combat.  You’ve been put in restraints and bent over a table.  Their Chief Justicer is about to spank your bare ass with his bare hand, when suddenly, you feel something hairy bounce from your bum, off the back of your knee, and come to rest near your ankle.  You kick it up into the Chief Justicer’s face and he instantly dies from the sheer grossness of what just hit his face.  The crowd erupts with panic.


Mass pandemonium breaks out across the Justicer’s Square, and in the ensuing chaos, you manage to find the keys to your restraints on the now-deceased Justicer’s belt, and free yourself from Adulting Academy’s foul, filthy clutches.  YES!  See, that rush of shameful pride you’d feel at not having maintained an impeccable asshole which eventually led to your daring escape is EXACTLY what we indie authors/podcasters feel when we get a positive review on Amazon or iTunes!  So do your favorite indie author/podcaster (and perennial Man Child) Kent Wayne a bidet-clean favor and leave him a positive review on the ’Zons or the ’Tunes!  Thank You All and have a Good and Chill Night!!!  🙂 🙂 😀

Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle  Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition here:  Combined Edition  If you wanna hear me babble on about anything and everything, and strain my FREAKIN’ BRAIN, then here’s a link to my podcast:  Strained Brains!  It is on iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, and Google Play!  Please give it a listen and a five-star review!  Here’s the miscellaneous gear that I use to try and become an uber-human:  Optimization, and last but not least, my buddy Jumar Balacy has made a supercool microsite at!  Go check out his computer-based wizardry  🙂 🙂 😀

Hold on!  I just got approved to be an Amazon affiliate!  If you’re going to buy ANY product from Amazon, and you’d like to support my efforts for absolutely free, then simply click on one of the Echo links I’ve provided—they’ll send you to Echo’s Amazon page—and THEN buy whatever product you wish.  Amazon gives me a small referral fee each time this happens!  In this manner you can support my books, musings, podcast, zany ads, or my adventures along the noble path known as The Way of The Man Child WITHOUT spending any more money than you were already going to!  Should you do this, I vow to send you a silent blessing, causing your genitals to adopt the optimum size, shape, smell, and death-ray attachment of choice that paralyzes your enemies with fear and envy!  Entire worlds will bow before your nether parts!  😲💪 😜

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