And thus spake the Man Child, who decreed that he would bow to the soccer moms’ demands by showering more than once a week (he tried to get out of using soap but they beat him with sticks until he conceded), and discontinuing his filthy habit of snacking on dog biscuits. A golden era was ushered in, where much love was made to faces and butts, and where the name “Kent Wayne” was no longer synonymous with the term “filthy bastard.”
…I know: I should be writing. Photo taken by friend and Cool Guy Jumar Balacy.
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