And thus spake the Man Child, who decreed that he would bow to the soccer moms’ demands by showering more than once a week (he tried to get out of using soap but they beat him with sticks until he conceded), and discontinuing his filthy habit of snacking on dog biscuits. A golden era was ushered in, where much love was made to faces and butts, and where the name “Kent Wayne” was no longer synonymous with the term “filthy bastard.”
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Dirty Sci-Fi Buddha 
I haven’t eaten dog biscuits since I was six years old.
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They look so much better than they taste, haha!
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I remember them tasting pretty good, but then, I was only a kid.
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Hahaha!!!! oh lord
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Hahaha! I sense a kindred spirit in you, sir!
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Keep in mind this means I haven’t eaten a dog biscuit in almost 60 years.
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I like your subtle implication that I’ve eaten one recently, LOL!
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My dad ate dog biscuits once by accident when he was at someone’s house. Who puts dog food on the kitchen table?
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Man I’ve done it a few times on accident when they have those delicious-looking baked ones right outside the dog store. They look so good! Traitorous deceivers!
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I make delicious dog biscuits. Very healthy and full goodness. Does Bitefigher need some when I send you and Jumar cookies?
By the by, when you shower, you can just let the shampoo be your soap if you need. Of course, you may not even HAVE hair. We aren’t allowed to see your head. Are you bald or only a little bald? Or do you squish a fro under that mask?
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Nope, I’ve got a full head of hair. 😉 The only way I’d be comfortable being bald is if I looked like a massive roided out guy or if I was a cynical old man, haha!
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Is it fading in colors or blonde …no, you must be a brunette. Or have dark hair. Do they curtains match…..oh dear. BAD Fangirl! Laughing out loud!
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Hahaha! Straight black. Drapes are wiry, as to be expected, but well-trimmed, LOL! 😉
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I almost choked on my ginger ale..but I did ask, didn’t I?
Giggling out loud.
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Moo hoo ha ha! YES!
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