Get yer copy of Echo!

What the Orc Horde is going on, all you people who dream of spearing a pug-ugly monster right in the nutsack so you can impress/hook up with a hot-ass elf and never have to worry about smegma, skidmarks, or vague whiffs of bdussy?  (’cos you KNOW they don’t tolerate that stuff in the Undying Lands!)  This is just an afternoon reminder to grab yerselves a copy of Echo!  (And to leave a positive review for it as well!  🙂 )  Don’t worry, I don’t fill the pages of Echo with any mention of the admittedly intriguing possibility that Elves may have body odor and what it could smell like (Hallmark candles, I’m guessing).  No bro!  Echo’s filled with pew-pew, hairy rowr-faces, and beautiful future wizards!  Also, if you’ve read any of my work, please remember to leave a positive review for it on Amazon.  It only takes a minute of your time, and you don’t need to have made a “verified purchase” in order to do it; you only need an Amazon account (in case you read my stuff through Kindle Unlimited or other means).  To give you an idea of how lembas-faced amazing positive Amazon reviews are to us indie authors, imagine this:  you’re circling your living your room, arms out as you make airplane noises (I can’t be the only one who does this; don’t you jerks judge me) when Adulting Academy’s enforcers burst in, wagging their fingers and reading through reams of Adulting regulations in that super-annoying, slightly peeved, impeccably proper voice that Masters of Adulting like to employ.  Flashes of agony rip through your mind, and depending on your gender, your genitals shrink to the size of a bacon bit, or become as dry as some long-dead wanderer, stripped to the bone in a forgotten desert riddled with tumbleweed.  Oh CHRIST!  No one wants to have sex with that kind of nasty!  But wait!  Suddenly, a Voltron made of Batmans materializes in your room, and your heart lifts as its magic light restores your deteriorated junk.  Voltron-Batman starts beating the shit out of the Adulters, ripping their guts out through their assholes and mouths.  Yeesh!  (I guess even Voltron-Batman has to grow up and get a little more hardcore, huh?)  Anyways, that rush of pure freakin’ ecstasy you’d feel at being saved by the physical embodiment of childhood glory is EXACTLY what we indie authors feel when we get a positive review on Amazon!  So do your favorite author (and perennial Man Child) Kent Wayne a Blazing Sword-style favor and leave him a positive review on the ’Zons!  Thank you all and have a Good and Chill Night!!!  🙂 🙂 😀

Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle  Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition here:  Combined Edition  Echo is now available in paperback:  Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined edition in paperback #kindle #kindleunlimited #sciencefiction #scifi #books #novel #book

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