Get yer copy of Echo!

What the pity sex is going on, my fellow humans who’ve had to power through undesirable coitus by imagining you’re a robo-savior that repairs peoples souls through your magical nether-part secretions?  (Nobody?  Just me?  GodDAMMIT!)  This is just an afternoon reminder to grab yerselves a copy of Echo!  (And to leave a positive review for it as well!  🙂 )  Don’t fret—there’s no disgusted sexual partners muttering “Are you done yet?” or “Fine—but don’t make laser noises when you climax this time.” in the pages of Echo.  NO!  Echo is filled with pew-pew, hairy rowr-monsters, and beautiful future wizards!  Also, if you’ve read any of my work, please remember to leave a positive review for it on Amazon.  It only takes a minute of your time, and you don’t need to have made a “verified purchase” in order to do it; you only need an Amazon account (in case you read my stuff through Kindle Unlimited or other means).  To give you an idea of how coke-boner amazing positive Amazon reviews are to us indie authors, imagine this:  you’re maowing down on the best damn garlic bread in the entire universe (there are three places in my mind right now that are contending for this title), when a thick, millipede-like creature—adorned with the face of your ex—worms its way out of the bread.  You scream and chuck the bread against the wall, but the exi-pede grows wings and flutters through the air, like some unimaginably horrible human-headed moth.  Crazy-ass Steven Seagal comes hopping into the room, sitting like a frog and completely naked aside from a dirty wrap of sumo wrestler underwear.  As the exi-pede laughs wildly, flying in crazy circles, Seagal hops up from his crouch and—RIBBIT!—gulps it down.  The combination of crazy on Crazy is too much; exi-pede and Seagal explode into gory red mist.  You hunker over the remaining garlic bread, maowing it down super-quick before blood and organs shower your face.  YES!  The batshit nuttiness from both your ex and Seagal led to their mutual demise!  See, that bliss you’d feel at witnessing the karmic rebalancing of the universe is EXACTLY what we indie authors feel when we get a positive review on Amazon!  So do your favorite indie author (and perennial Man Child) Kent Wayne a garlicky buttery favor and leave him a positive review on the ’Zons!  Thank you all and have a Good and Chill Night!!!  🙂 🙂 😀

Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle  Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition here:  Combined Edition  Echo is now available in paperback:  Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined edition in paperback #kindle #kindleunlimited #sciencefiction #scifi #books #novel #book

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