Get yer copy of Echo!!!

What the balls is up my fellow consumers of the sun’s rays—all my fellow disgruntled humans who secretly wish that instead of turning that glowing energy into halitosis and dook, you could channel it into heat vision and super strength like that blasted Kryptonian:  this is just an afternoon reminder to grab yerselves a copy of Echo!  Stop shaking your fist at that innocent ball of space-bound fire and lose yourself in a dark wonder-world filled with cyborgian soldiers, hairy rowr-beasts, and beautiful future wizards!  Also, if you’ve read any of my work, please remember to leave a positive review for it on Amazon.  It only takes a minute of your time, and you don’t need to have made a “verified purchase” in order to do it; you only need an Amazon account (in case you read my stuff through Kindle Unlimited or other means).  To give you an idea of how awesome positive Amazon reviews are to us indie authors, imagine this:  you’ve finally scored your own office, and are now indulging all your secret desires within the safety of your private workspace (mine would be putting on a Darth Vader helmet and running through the office with my arms out, making a mix of laser and airplane noises with my mouth).  Suddenly, your boss busts in and tries to stick a glowing green syringe labeled “ADULT” into your neck.  Fuck that!  You’d engage in a Bond-worthy hand-to-hand fight with him, and then pull the knife move called “return to sender” and stick that syringe into one of your boss’s gross, hairy-moled jowls.  He’d quickly lose what remains of his hair and muscle tone (also 2.5 inches off his three-inch penis), and slink back to his office, murmuring, “What have I done…dear God what have I done…” in the most dejected voice imaginable.  You’d put on your party hat, eat bundles of cake, pizza, and mountain dew, and dance to your favorite pop songs while trying to produce inadequate-yet-amusing musical accompaniment with a plastic kazoo.  See that, rush of ecstatic freedom you’d feel at having your own bomb-ass corner office where you’re free to be a child is EXACTLY what we indie author feel when we get a positive review on Amazon!  So do your favorite indie author (and perennial Man Child) Kent Wayne a giganto-sized favor and leave him a positive review on the ’Zons!  Thank you all and have a Good and Chill Night!!!  🙂 🙂 🙂

Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle  #kindle #kindleunlimited #sciencefiction #scifi #books #novel #book

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