Oh hello my beautiful fellow fighter/mage/thiefsโ€”all you who have to work three times as fโ€™in hard to level up but get to save the rest of your partyโ€™s sorry butts when they need a multi-talented character to finesse up a complicated solution to a rampaging dracolich that likes to ask riddles:ย  this is just an afternoon reminder to grab yourselves a copy of Echo!ย  Sate your taste for angry cyborg fellas that are adept with two pistols, and don’t forget the future wizards and hairy rowr-monsters!ย  Also, if youโ€™ve read any of my work, please remember to leave a positive review for it on Amazon!ย  It only takes a minute of your time, and you donโ€™t need to have made a โ€œverified purchaseโ€ in order to do so; you only need an Amazon account (in case you read my stuff through Kindle Unlimited or other means).ย  Positive Amazon reviews make us indie authors light up with that same inner radiance you might see on a world-weary Santa Claus who witnesses legions of affluenza-infected tykes go through adderall withdrawal, reverting back to their true, multi-mandibled, Baal-worshipping forms, then get stopped in their tracks by some hard-bitten supernatural private eye that melts their faces off with splashes of holy water and the baddest ass one-liners delivered through a five-o-clock shadowed mouth thatโ€™s always clamped around a cheap, well-worn cigar!ย  Yes!ย  Know your role you demonic little booger factoriesโ€”you with your chicken-pox-slathered Tyco products and your sickeningly sweet Capri Sun juice packets!ย  (Itโ€™s always like a fifty fifty shot when you insert the straw on those damn thingsโ€”ever notice that?).ย  That surge of joy you feel when the forces of Astaroth get pushed back into the Lower Realms is EXACTLY what we indie authors feel when we get a positive review on Amazon!ย  So plaster a big olโ€™ smiley on your favorite author (and perennial Man Child) Kent Wayneโ€™s face and leave a snippet oโ€™ nice review up for him on the โ€˜Zons!ย  Thank You all and have a Good and Chill Night!!!ย  ๐Ÿ™‚ ๐Ÿ™‚ ๐Ÿ™‚

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2 responses to “Get yer copy of Echo!”

  1. Wow! This post is just a blurb, but uses such ridiculous geek humor, I just HAVE to check out Echo now! Well done, my friend!! ๐Ÿ˜

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    1. Hahaha! Thank You So Much Jamie! Echo isn’t very humorous, but I hope you’re entertained nonetheless! ๐Ÿ˜€

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